Suho: so you guys wanna go to the beach
Kris: yeah sure
Suho: why the fuck are you here you're not part of this family
Luhan: yeah well at least i have a solo career
Tao: well excuse me but so do I
Chen: where are you all coming from go back to china
Tao: bitch I don't really think you want to argue with me
Chen: what are you gonna do, cry?
Xiumin: both of you shut the fuck up and get in the car
//at the beach//
Chanyeol: //pushing everyone out of the way// moVE BITCHES I HAVENT BEEN THIS FREE IN YEARS
Tao: nor have we //standing next to krishan//
Baekhyun: whY ARE YOU THREE STILL HERE
Kai: finally i can get a tan
Kyungsoo: excuse me but I'm pretty sure you're alread-
Kai: DONT FUCKING SAY IT
Sehun: //fills bucket with water and throws it at suho// hahA BITCH
Suho: oH FUCKING SEHUN I SWEAR TO GOD
Lay: what are you afraid of water or something I mean it is your superpower
Suho: Lay I don't wanna fucking hear it
Luhan: ok well can we go in the water or
Suho: kids don't forget your sunscreen
Luhan: mom no
Kyungsoo: jongin why the hell are you tanning
Kai: I will not hesitate to fucking drown you
Chanyeol: haha did you guys hear about jongin and Kyungsoo dating
Baekhyun: whATTT
Sehun: mm bitch I knew there were some gays within us
Xiumin: k well so y'all know I'm dating someone too //wink wonk//
Lay: whOOO TELL ME
Kris: yeah this is confidential information
Xiumin: //wiNK WONK//
Lay: are you having a seizure
Kyungsoo: don't joke about that it's rude
Lay: yeah ok but making fun of jongins skin is ok
Chen: guys it's me he's dating me
Tao: hA GAYYYYYYY
Kai: Tao you're probably the gayest person alive so shut the fuck up
Chanyeol: whY DONT BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP SO WE CAN HAVE SOME QUALITY FUCKING TIME TOGETHER HM
Kyungsoo: ok it's getting dark we should go
Chen: where's jongin i don't see him
Kai: CHEN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL NOT HESITATE TO DROWN YOU TOO
