134-Dirty pick up lines

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Niall- Are you from Ireland? cause my penis is Dublin

Liam- Hey baby, let's go make some babies.

Louis- Can i use your thighs as earmuffs?

Zayn- Sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Harry-  Do you spit or swallow?

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