Rule 1: you must worship the sparkle sparkle paper when in the place of worship (the group chat)
Rule 2: be thankful for Michael's craft store and it's employees
Rule 3: everyone who chooses to follow our religion is referred to as 'fren'
Rule 4: respect fellow frens
Rule 5: SPARKLE
Rule 6: I, Brotato Chip, must be referred to as 'dad' or 'father sparkle'.
'Daddy' is also accepted but that's a lil weird when you have an entire religion of people calling you daddy so let's keep that one to a minimum.
-Father Sparkle (Brotato Chip)
