So, uhh.. The Sparkle Sparkle™ is pretty much dead. And by pretty much, I mean completely. It's not very often that a religion just out of nowhere dies, but some stuff went down and I, Father Sparkle, have really bad anxiety and group chats are too much for me to handle, so that was a thing. It's just dead guys. The party's over, folks. Time to go home. If new members want to join in the future, I may be able to try to get the group chat up and going again for a few hours or so but it'll likely die back down again. I'm terribly sorry for this.
Love,
Father Sparkle (Kyle)