VeronicaxHeather M. Oneshots

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//pUNS\\

      "Are we partners for this assignment? Again?" Heather set her books on Veronica's desk.
                   "Yup! Now, I would tell you a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction."

     "Fuck you."

X-x

                                 "Oh my god, Heather! Did you hear about that guy who's whole left side was cut off?! He's all right now, but shit."

        "I hate you."

X-x

              "Veronica, heads up!!"

     "Ow! Oh, hah, I was wondering why that basketball was getting closer, then it hit me."

        "Your nose is LITERALLY BROKEN DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S TIME TO MAKE A JOKE?!"

X-x

       "Hey, Veronica, what are you reading about?"

                "Anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

      "Why are we dating?"

X-x

                          "Heather said we need to find her a new drug guy. But all of them got busted."

         "Well if there was a new drug dealer, weed know about it."

       "I am this close to breaking up with you."

X-x

                          "Hey, V, I heard you were in the hospital last night. Are you okay?"

     "Yeah, I swallowed some food coloring. Doctor said I'd be fine but I think i dyed a little."

                        "Fuck. You."

X-x

       "Hey, hey, V, my friend kept making bird puns then I realized toucan play at that game."

       "yES!"