Prisoner of Love

Chapter 9

Paul slammed through the doors like the Hulk. Tears streamed down his face, "Sharkeisha!!!" he wailed. "I have awful news! My dad says we cannot take any prisoners. It looks weak to leave people alive. The prisoners are set to be executed tomorrow at dawn." He then broke down into uncontrollable weeping like a fangirl with a terminal case of feels. Tears started to trickle down my face as well.

"Tell me a lie, say it ain't so," I howled.

"That wouldn't be a little white lie, it would be a big black lie."

"Why can't we just be together without this war. Is it too much to ask for something great?"

"We could be together so happily, but it's no use!" Paul sobbed. "Sorry, I need to excuse myself. I don't want you to see me like this." Paul zoomed from the room, the door slamming behind him.

"We're doomed," Simon sighed.

"No we aren't," I said with determination. "I'm going to save you tonight. First we need a plan."

"Sharkeisha and Simon deep inside the dark and lonely prison walllllllsssss," Simon sings.

"Okay Simon, you're not helping. Oh I have a plan. I spy with my little eye an axe! We will use the axe to chop down the door."

"That's a no from me," Simon grumped.

"Fine! Do have any other ideas?"

"Actually I do. We just need to fart with such vigor the prison will collapse."

"Simon that will never work."

"That's what they said when I wanted to put five boys in a boyband. Now they are thriving Union soldiers. It's a yes from me."

"Well if you put it that way..." I trailed off and started farting.

"It's a good thing the prison food is beans and Mac and Cheese," Simon blasts from his rear. The walls started rumbling "FASTER!" Simon screams, gas erupting from his butt.

My vision started to go blurry as I got a bit queasy but I still yelled, "HARDER!" Punctuated by farts.

"BETTER!"

"FASTER!"

"STRONGER!"

With one final explosion of sheer butt force the walls combusted, falling brick by brick into oblivion. I grabbed Simon's hand and we sprinted away from the wreckage.

"Jsusyxhsnekauuhz&/7!/bbxkeujjdhduzu!!!!!" I yelled. "My mating call attracts help," I explained to Simon. Immediately Five Seconds of Animals burst through the trees. I leaped into Michael's back and Simon vaulted onto Calum's. Luke waddled as fast as he could behind. Ashton leaped from tree to tree shouting encouraging words and throwing acorns in celebration.

"We're freeeeeeeeeee!" Simon yells as Michael dashes through a pile of leaves. The leaves fly up in a majestic cloud of freedom.