Prisoner of Love

Chapter 13

"WHAT!?" Siva burst out of his Union clothes and a Confederate uniform was underneath. "Siva, what does this mean!?" I squirreled.

"It means I'm going to kill you, all of you. I've been a Confederate spy this whole time you imbecile".

I felt four little logs drop out of my pants as I was so surprised and taken aback. Although I didn't love Siva, I had trust in him. Siva then whipped out a gun and his companions, the ugly curly one, the bald one was riding a buffalo, the sloth, and the one that kicked in the head by Michael, were all wearing Confederate uniforms. Their bayonets gleamed in the sunlight. "Prepare to die" they chanted aggressively.

I clutched desperately to Paul's arm and he growled, bearing his teeth and shaking his head. We were weaponless, rendering us helpless. As the traitors approached us, Paul kicked the gun out of Siva's hand, but Siva falls back and farts. I fell to my knees gasping at the smell. The smell of his farts was one of the reasons I didn't love him. Luckily Paul was out of the radius of the putrid smell. I looked to him with desperation, how would we survive? He judo flips and elbows Siva in the massive chin, that was his mistake. He screamed in pain like a dog that got hit in the face with a juice box after he got his teeth yanked out. He fell to the ground clutching his now shattered elbow. Siva smiled evilly, his chin pulsing with triumph. Paul wriggled towards me, protecting me in our final moments. Siva raised his gun and was about to pull the trigger when we heard a voice, a familiar voice. "FOR NARNIA AND FOR ASLAN" then, we heard a force coming through both sides of the forest, harmonizing their battle cries. It was the boys, swinging from vines and landing in front of us. They all had guns, except for Louis. His anger too strong for weapons, he needed to his bare hands. Louis rushed forward and held Siva in a headlock. "I don't know what happened" Siva sputtered.

Louis then snapped his neck in a Z formation. Siva collapsed, dead before he hit the ground. Louis then pounces at Tom and rips his throat out with his teeth, then squatting over his face and pooping on his late mortal enemy. Louis then spit Tom's bloody throat, hitting Nathan, knocking him to the ground. He fell, clutching his eye. Louis ran after Jay who was screaming like a little girl who just saw Miley Cyrus twerking on Robin Thicke. Louis tackled him to the ground, ripping out his clavicle with great force and stabbed him in the heart 17 times. He twisted the clavicle around the last time. Meanwhile, Zayn charged Max, hitting him upside the jaw with the gun, knocking Max to the ground. "Alright Chlamydia boy" Zayn growled as he shot Max in the face, his brains staining the forest ground.

Louis strutted to Nathan, knowing full well that he would be the easy kill. Nathan shrunk up, still clutching his eye. But then, Harry grabbed Louis's shoulder "Wait, Louis no. He's the only one that laughed at my joke earlier. He have to spare him." Louis farted in disagreement, clenching and unclenching his fist. "Fine, this one lives. But he has 10 seconds to run." He says as he kicks Nathan in the face.

Nathan starts sprinting away while Louis grabs Niall's gun. He shoots at Nathan's feet. "DANCE, NATHAN, DANCE" he yells aggressively as Nathan tumbles up the hill and out of sight.

Niall gives Louis a high five, laughing uncontrollably, yelling "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A LEGEND"

Louis then rips open his shirt, beating his fists against his chest victoriously. He then runs to Tom's corpse and raises it above his head shouting his victory battle cry as the other boys applaud. Harry then said "Let's bounce" and Louis throws Tom's body to the ground, unceremoniously.

Niall approached me, picking me up and putting me on his back much like Yoda and Luke Skywalker. The rest of the boys pick up Paul and run away yelling "Wolf Pack!"

We make it quite a distance when Paul makes an inhuman noise. He thrashes, breaking out of the boys' grip and tumbles to the ground. "Liam, work your magic" Zayn commands firmly.

Liam swoops over Paul protectively, grabbing his medicines and potions out of his pockets. Shoving them into Paul's shattered elbow. Paul makes a pained donkey squeak but calms down immediately, as the pain leaves his eyes. Liam snaps his fingers and kisses his elbow. The boys then sang a C Major harmony and Paul's elbow reformed before our eyes. Paul passed out from amazement while I got weak in the knees from the sound of heaven. We hurried out of the woods, arriving at the boys' secret safe house. I saw Abraham, my father, welcoming me with open arms. Heather and Taylor ran to greet Harry and Louis as they embraced each other. Taylor kissed Louis, as she pulled back some of Tom's blood graced her lips. I ran to Abraham, hugging him with fear at tonight's events. "I spared the guy who laughed at my jokes" I heard Harry tell Heather.

She gives Harry a pat on the head "There, there, Harry. We'll work on those jokes later."

Everyone shuttered, knowing she was just as unfunny.

I left Abraham's embrace and melted into Paul, giving him a long, desperate, loving, charitable, chaste kiss.

To be continued.