(I'm going to write Homestuck One-Shots now. Tell me if I should make a separate book for these. ^3^) #Tw (Trigger warnings) include: #Cussing
carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling chumHandle [CH]
CG: HEY.
CG: HEY FUCKASS.
CG: WAKE UP ASSHOLE.
You groaned after hearing your computer's notification noise, Who on Earth, or any other planet, could be trying to message you at this hour? Who do you know to be awake at... What time is it? You check your phone, almost being blinded in the process to see that it's 2:27 AM. 2:27! Who is still awake?!
You get out of bed, stumbling a bit in the process, and slowly make your way over to your laptop.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling chumHandle [CH]
CG: HEY.
CG: HEY FUCKASS.
CG: WAKE UP ASSHOLE.
CG: COME ON. WHO THE FUCK EVEN NEEDS TO SLEEP.
CG: Y/N WAKE THE FUCK UP.
CG: COME ON NOOKWHIFF.
CG: YOU SLEEP MORE THAN ONE OF THOSE PAW-BEASTS YOU HAVE ON EARTH.
CH: Ughh... Karkat... It's 2:27... What do you want?
CG: FINALLY YOU'RE AWAKE. AND IT'S NOT 2:27. IT'S 2:37.
You realize it took you 10 minutes to get out of bed. You groan again. "What does he want at this hour anyways..?"
CH: Will you please just tell me what you want?
CG: RIGHT. SO, I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT A HUMAN TERM.
You put your head in your hands, annoyed. "He woke me up at 2:27 to ask about a stupid human term? Are you fucking kidding me, Karkat?"
CH: Tell me, idiot, why you couldn't fucking wait till tomorrow to ask?
CG: IT IS TOMORROW.
CH: God fucking- I mean reasonable morning hours. As in not 2:30 in the morning. -_-
CG: OH. WELL, I JUST REALLY WANT TO KNOW.
CH: Fine. Just... Fine. What is it? I'll answer. Only cause I want to go back to sleep.
CG: WHAT DOES "LOVE" MEAN?
CG: I'VE BEEN TOLD ITS CLOSE TO RED ROM FOR TROLLS.
CG: BUT DAVE'S THE ONE WHO TOLD ME THAT. SO I CAN'T BE TOO SURE.
CH: ...
What do you say to that? Respond with the true answer or just go to sleep and tell him in the morning?
CG: WELL, WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN?
CH: It's basically what you described red rom being to me. Dave was being honest.
CH: For once, at least.
CG: OKAY.
CG: THEN DOES BEING FLUSHED MEAN THE SAME THING AS "LIKING OR HAVING A CRUSH ON SOMEONE"?
What is with these questions..? You're beginning to think something's up... Does he like a human? Or is he trying to watch shitty human rom coms again?
CH: Yes. It's basically the same thing.
CH: Why the sudden interest?
CH: You either like a human...
CH: Or you're trying to watch human rom coms again and getting confused.
CH: So which is it?
==> BE THE ANGRY TROLL<==
You are now Karkat.
You are seething with rage at the moment. You HATE it when Y/N does this. When she figures out the two best possible reasons for the way you're acting. You especially hate it when they're both true in a way. You also hate how much smarter than you she is. No, you do not hate her. Not at all.
You ponder your options. Do you:
A) Admit you do have a flush crush on one of the humans?
B) Admit that you are watching human rom coms again?
C) Or admit that both answers are right?
You decide to think each option through a little more.
A) would result in her probably asking who, and you'd get flustered.
B) Would result in embarrassment and her laughing at you.
C) She'd probably focus on the crush thing, but you could get the guilt of both of them being true off your chest.
C it is then.
==> Be the sleeping human girl. <==
You are now the sleeping human. You had gotten so tired of waiting for Karkat's response, you had fallen asleep again. However, you are promptly woken up by a "Ding" from your laptop.
CG: WELL, BOTH ACTUALLY.
CG: BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
CG: SHUT UP.
Woah. Wait. Karkat... Actually liking a human? Are you still asleep? You pinch yourself to check. Nope. Perfectly awake still.
CH: Wait.
CH: THE Karkat Vantas...
CH: Has a crush...
CH: ON A HUMAN?!?
CH: >0<
CG: SHUT UP
CG: JUST SHUT UP
CG: I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH IDIOCRACY BEFORE MY THINKPAN CAVES IN FROM THE OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY THAT IS YOUR IDIOTIC COMMENTS ON MY ROMANTIC QUADRANTS.
CH: Karkat.
CG: AND FURTHERMORE, WHY SHOULD IT EVEN MATTER TO YOU? IT'S MY PERSONAL THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS. UNLESS YOU WANT TO TAKE UP THE PERSONALITY OF TEREZI AND SNOOP AROUND IN EVERYONE'S BUSINESS. SNIFFING OUT THE STUPID ANSWERS, IT SHOULDN'T MATTER WHO MY FLUSH CRUSH IS.
CH: Karkat...
CG: NO. WHY DON'T YOU STOP JUDGING ME FOR WHO I AM RED FOR? THE REDDEST OF REDS. SO RED IT'LL GIVE YOU A MIGRAINE THAT ENDS UP KILLING YOU FROM HOW CHERRY IT IS. STOP JUDGING ME FOR HOW RED I AM FOR YOU, Y/N.
CG: WAIT
CG: NO
CG: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
CG: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT TO SAY
CG: SHIT
CH: ...
CH: Karkat...?
CG: WHAT?
CH: Idiot...
CG: WHAT??
CH: Flushed for you too, dummy. <3
CG: ...
What...? She... She feels the same? Maybe that slip up was a good thing...
CG: ...<3
CH: Now...
CG: YES?
CH: Can I please sleep?
CG: GOD DAMNIT.
(A/N: Hope KK wasn't too out of character there... Haha. I tried my best! Well, hope you all enjoy! Request if you want me to do someone specific!)
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