perfectionist

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Jungkookie: damn, how is someone so hot?

Taetae: what? who's hot?

jungkookie: park jimin, schools biggest heartthrob, you've heard of him right?

taetae: ohh, yea I've heard of him. I don't see why everyone's always drooling over him though.

jungkookie: he's literally perfect. perfect friends, perfect grades, perfect car, perfect hair, perfect body, perfect everything.

taetae: so? I make good grades, my friends are okay, my cars awesome, my hair is healthy and cool, and I've got a six pack but you don't see anyone drooling over me?

Jungkook: No offense tae but you're not the kind of perfect jimin is

taetae: what's so special about him?

jungkookie: I heard he's pretty great in bed, he's gay. and i heard he's a bottom. he's got a sexy side too, and a nice ass.

taetae: wait he's gay? why do girls still go after him?

jungkookie: idk, but that gives me a higher chance

taetae: higher chance of what? him hoppin on that bunny dick?

Jungkook: you know what bitch I don't need you dragging me down

taetae: k lmao

jungkook: ugh fuck you bye

taetae: k. have fun tryna suck his dick!

Jungkook: I will :)

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Jungkook nearly falls out of his chair when the bell rings. he gathers his belongings and strolls out of the door, hoping to see the older boy in the crowded hallways somewhere. he sees him leaning against a wall, talking to some boy he recognizes as Jung Hoseok. He watches silently as Hoseok leaves and Jimin is left alone. he takes his chance to make his way over to the heartthrob.
"Hi Jimin hyung!" he beams, trying his best not to let his cheeks flush red. "Hi Jungkookie!" the older boy responds, and Jungkook can feel his blood boil at the nickname. "I-I was wondering if, maybe, you wanted to come over or something?" Jungkook mumbles, fiddling with the pencil in his hand. "Oh, sure. Is tomorrow okay? I'll text you when I get there," Jimin replies, and Jungkook eagerly nods. "okay, see ya!" Jimin says raising a hand to ruffle the younger's hair.

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jungkookie: soo bitch guess what!!

taetae: what?

jungkookie: I asked jimin if he wanted to come over, and he said yes!

taetae: ooh damn bitch you movin in quuuiiickk

taetae: o yea I researched a lot about jimin and I thought you might want to hear this

Jungkookie: spit it out

taetae: okay, so, he's in 3rd year and you're in 2nd, and most of his friends are seniors. he's slept with a couple different people but he's never really been in a relationship before. I don't think he has a crush on anyone, and a couple dozen people have tried to make a move on him but they've never gotten very far. he's actually a perfectionist. and with your dumb ass self you prolly don't know what that means. but he always has to have everything perfect. and the reason he's never had a real relationship is because he hasn't found the rught person he thinks is perfect. he knows everyone has a crush on him, too. he knows how I guess hot he is, but he acts like he doesn't know. he's kind of like an arrogant rich guy with a perfect body but he doesn't brag about it or rub it in people's faces, but he doesn't try to hide it either

jungkookie: wtf how'd you even learn all that??

jungkookie: and I know what that means u fucktard.

taetae: jung Hoseok, one of his best friends. he's also friends with Kim namjoon and Kim Seokjin. somewhat friends with park chanyeol, byun baekhyun, some kid Kyungsoo, sehun, luhan, jackson, mark, zico, and kyung. you know them right? oh and you remember jay park right, the one senior fuckboy that got iss like every day and then transferred away for like a year and then came back a senior? and this is STILL his second year? so he's been a senior for like what, 5 years now?

jungkookie: woah he knows a lot of people and yea I remember him

taetae: exactly why it's going to be harder for you to get that ass

jungkookie: fuck you

taetae: nah I'm good

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