You: *Cough* piss off (your choice on what to use, could be a name, insult or something) *cough* Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to cough, I've just got a cold. Piss off.
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Salty insults for the Soul (and more)
RandomRead my book of salty insults/comebacks/sarcasms (and more)!! Please, only use them if you're joking with your friends, who can actually take a joke, or if you really, really need to. Don't be a dickbag with them.
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You: *Cough* piss off (your choice on what to use, could be a name, insult or something) *cough* Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to cough, I've just got a cold. Piss off.