(For when people ask why you're so quiet.)
You: Well, you can't plan a good murder out loud now, could you?
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Salty insults for the Soul (and more)
RandomRead my book of salty insults/comebacks/sarcasms (and more)!! Please, only use them if you're joking with your friends, who can actually take a joke, or if you really, really need to. Don't be a dickbag with them.
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(For when people ask why you're so quiet.)
You: Well, you can't plan a good murder out loud now, could you?