Today, 3:37 PM
Dipper_Pines_1 has logged on.
MYnAMEisMABEL has logged on.
Dipper_Pines_1: Mabel? Where are you?
MYnAMEisMABEL: At te huuntedd stor
Dipper_Pines_1: The haunted convenience store? Why is your spelling so off? Wait. Have you been in the smile dip again?
MYnAMEisMABEL: BLEVENTWENTY PACKS THIS TIME
Dipper_Pines_1: Uh oh.
Lumberjack_girl has logged on.
Dipper_Pines_1: Oh thank goodness. Wendy, can you go get Mabel? She went back to the haunted store to get more smile dip and she's had wayyy too much.
MYnAMEisMABEL: sleojebenwj
Lumberjack_girl: Sorry man. Only one who can drive yet is Tomphson and his Mom's car's busted.
Dipper_Pines_1: What happened?!
Lumberjack_girl: You remember that time we got Soos to fix up the golf cart so we could do that awesome jump?
Dipper_Pines_1: Oh god
Lumberjack_girl: Yeahhhh the van didn't clear the gap nearly as well as the golf cart did.
Dipper_Pines_1: 😬 I guess I'll have to walk and get her myself.
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Lumberjack_girl has logged off.
MYnAMEisMABEL: bro bro MY hed trnd into a unicrnnnnnnkwkk
Today, 5:23 PM
Dipper_Pines_1 has logged on.
Lumberjack_girl has logged on.
Lumberjack_girl: oh hey man! You manage to drag Mabel away from the smile dip?
Dipper_Pines_1: THE UNIVRSE IZ MADE OF SOUR CANNDIES
Lumberjack_girl: wtf
Lumberjack_girl: Dipper don't tell me you ate the smile dip
Dipper_Pines_1: IT MAKS ALL YOUR DREAMS COM TRUU
Lumberjack_girl: that's it. I'm texting mr. Pines to make him go get you guys. Also I'm screenshotting this conversation to use as blackmail later.
Lumberjack_girl: how many have you had, btw?
Dipper_Pines_1: I LOZT TRAK AFTER BLEVENTY.
Lumberjack_girl: Dude Mabel was insane after 17 and you've had 70? Were there even that many packs?
Dipper_Pines_1: storage roomm had lotts
Lumberjack_girl: when you're sick for the next week, just remember that this is your fault.
Dipper_Pines_1: JSIWIIWHWN CANDIIES UND O LOOK WNDY IN A BIKINI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHSISJHS I WONDR IF YUR BWBS TASTE LIK CANDY TOO
Lumberjack_girl: wtlf Dipper. I mean I know you're high on illegal sugar junk... but still, that's literally the most disgusting thing I've ever heard or seen out of you. Ew. I'm sending Stan after you before this gets any worse.
Lumberjack_girl has logged off.
Dipper_Pines_1: CANDY BWBS? WHERE U GOING? CANDY BWBSSSS!!!!
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Gravity Falls Instant Messaging
De TodoThis has probably already been done, but I'm way too lazy to check, so here we go! Text messages/emails/whatever the heck else between the characters of Gravity Falls. In this timeline, Ford found a way to communicate across universal barriers... So...
