"- Hello, 911? I found a six month old lettuce in the back of my fridge, what do I do?
- We recommend burning your house down.
*click*"
YOU ARE READING
Adam Young/Owl City Quotes: Book II
RandomThe second book of cozy and whimsical quotes from Adam Randal Young. Now including a pinch of memes and "You Know You're A HootOwl When..."! Laugh, cry and be inspired. Enjoy. *ALL RIGHTS TO ADAM YOUNG
9 | Evil Lettuce
"- Hello, 911? I found a six month old lettuce in the back of my fridge, what do I do?
- We recommend burning your house down.
*click*"
