"lookin fine as fuck as usual you hot piece of shit" i say to myself as i walk past a mirror leaving for school.who am i? well i'm the dankest kid on the block,alejandra rodriguez. yeah so i'm like going to school or whatever rn.As i pull up to the school parking lot teens gasp when they see me some on their knees teachers wispering as they drink their tea or whatever the fuck 40 year old low lifes cambodians drink.i get out my moms van lookin sauscy then suddenly hillary clinton comes and asks for and autograph.i sign her red suit and walk to my group of friends.nothing new they take off my coat from the fur of cheetah wolfs and hang it on a coat hanger carved by the legend himself ,Mr.ishida.i would then usually have the lunch lady give me those penut butter and jelly cracker thingies FUCK THOSE ARE GOOD. until i hear an unfamiliar group or girls scream "I LOVE YOU OOPAR" and "AHH OMGb DID YOU SEE HIM HES SO HOT".i get up to see what it was all about. all of a sudden these asian bitches come in rodin i this nice ass van(ain't cooler than my moms tho lmao wtf). i grab my pet monkey and start walking towards the crowd. "so like who they" i ask of of the girls part of it while i feed alberto some golden bananas. " are you kidding their BTS idiot how could you not kn- OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE HIS RIGHT INDEX FINGER I JUST NUTTED ALL THE WAY TO MACS0647-JD AND BACK HINSHCJS (MACS0647-JD is the farthest know galaxy it is 13.3 billion light years away you uneducated $wine$). i realize these korean boys will be a problem.
