Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk so he decided to trick them. He turned on the engine and then turned it back off again say "We have reached your destination!"
The first guy gave him money. The second guy said thank but the third guy slapped his face. Shocked, the driver thought he knew what he did he asked
"What was that for?"
The drunk guy answered: "Control your speed next time you almost killed us!"
