Aaaand this one is also dedicated to @beautifulkyleigh! :)
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
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(A/N I think this is the last joke! Sorry if I didn't use your joke in this book. But not to worry! I'm making another book soon! Jokes and Funny Texts Part 2! Thank you everyone for reading! :))
