*To the tune of 'If You Can't Hang' by Sleeping with Sirens*
Newt:
Met a girl in America,
Said she goes by the name 'Tina',
I'm aware she doesn't fit this song,
As she never attended Hogwarts,
But I've been thinking for a long time-
And I've decided that we should
Tell our good times and our bad times!
Harry:
Alright then, I'll go first!
In year one,
I got faced by Voldemort,
Defeated him, thought he was gone...
but he came back!
Jesus Christ, cut me some slack!
In year two he
possessed Ginny Weasley,
In year two he
possessed Ginny Weasley,
In year two he
possessed Ginny Weasley,
in year two he,
possessed her!
I had to go and save her life!
With the help of my two trusty pals!
Ron:
I was never trusty, bloody hell!
Harry:
I managed to save her life!
And now, guess what, we're married!
Ron:
That makes Harry my brother!
Hermione:
-in-law!
Draco:
*bursts in and points at Hermione*
You're a swotty fly,
swotty Mudblood!
I'm going to swat you with my swot swat!
It's going to hurt so 'titter ye not'!
Ron:
What the hell, don't touch my wife!
Hermione:
Oh my Lord, the constant strife...
Newt:
YOU ALL NEED TO TAKE A DEEP BREATH,
AND TRY TO AT LEAST BE FRIENDS!
I HOPE DUMBLEDORE PUT UP WITH ALL THE ARGUMENTS YOU HAD!
Draco:
SWOTTY SWOT SWAT SWOT
SWOTTY SWAT SWOTTY
SNOTTY SWOT GETS SWATTED
SWOTTY SWOT SWATTED
SWATTY GET RECKED
SWOTTY SWOT SWOT
Me: Wrong verse, Draco. Nice going. =.=
---100 years later---
SWOT SWOT SWOT SWAT SWAT SWOT SWOT SWATTY SWATTED SWOT SWOT SWAT *prancing round like an elegant gazelle*
Me:
*pops up in the corner*
This did NOT go to plan, AT ALL.
Emma (smallevilpipsqueak1 ):
*pops up in opposite corner*
I agree.
Me:
Shall we end it here?
Emma:
Yes. Very much.
Me:
Alright then. *pulls out a fly swat*
Emma: o.o
Me:
*creeps up on Draco*
Emma:
~w~
Draco:
SWATTY SWOT SWAT
Me:
*violently whacks Draco with fly swat*
Draco:
AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaHhHhHhHhHHHHHHHHH *dies*
Emma:
*bursts out laughing*
Me: Shush. =v=
~
Author's Note:
OML, I should totally be a song writer xDD This started off pretty bad but at the end it actually rhymed and I'm pretty proud of myself. ;D
Hope you enjoyed~!
-Holly (Author).
