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Harry gets sick of his current life at Hogwarts, so he decides to leave. Joke fic (Harry ends up living atop a grassy mountain in British Columbia)

Hello everyone, We wrote this masterpiece at 3 AM. It draws thematic elements from the literary classic, "My Immortal". It was a stroke of midnight genius, so please don't take it seriously; we refuse to become the modern "My Immortal". This will be the only chapter available, but we feel that it is more powerful in its original, one-scene form. When Harry finds a lonely Draco crying in the bathroom in the 6th year, he feels a force compelling him forward. Little did he know, their bathroom tomfoolery would lead to unexpected emotions from this unpredictable duo.

This might be the only book version of The Cursed Child out there! This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new story!

When 20-year-old Harry Potter is sentenced to spend eternity cleaning up the chaos he caused in the Department of Mysteries after the disastrous time-traveling stunt his son pulled , he decides to let someone else handle destiny for once. That "someone else" is Hermione Granger, of course, who discovers the prophecy might have been about her just as much as Harry. Brilliant, stubborn, and tired of watching fate play favorites, Hermione cracks the secret to not just traveling back in time but rewriting it. She just didn't expect the cost of becoming the Girl Who Lived to be her own life. Reborn as an orphaned eleven-year-old with no memory of the world she once knew, Hermione's new destiny begins in a shopping mall while shopping for school supplies where Hagrid stomps in to inform her she's a witch. Now thrown into the whirlwind of Hogwarts, Hermione must put up with cruel bullying from the Slytherins and teachers, relentless self-doubt that excelling in all her classes can't even stop, and the smug taunts of Harry and Ron, two would-be heroes who call themselves the prestigious "Slytheroyals." But Hermione isn't alone. With loud-mouthed Lavender Brown and wimpy Neville Longbottom at her side, she'll have to protect the Sorcerer's Stone, uncover the truth about her past, and decide whether she even wants the destiny she stole before Voldemort rises (again) and conquers the magical world for good.

Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, everything would be a pun or joke of some sort(ing hat GAHAHA don't kill me). Harry Potter Muggleborn Headcanons, story form. Headcanons are not mine, most came from Pinterest and Tumblr, though I do make a few tweaks here and there. Enjoy!

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Anoda Gud story frm me so enjoy. Harry is en luv wid Draco but giny no happie. Smut

A vast collection of my very favorite HP Tumblr posts! You'll find things that make you smile, make you laugh, make you cry, and give you FEELS! Hope you enjoy! ~Flourish and Blotts

If you're having a bad, stressful day, then read this story and it will cheer you up! The videos are rather weird, but they will make you laugh for sure! Don't worry that this story might contain inappropriate things, as it dosen't and this is alright for people of all ages to read. So click that read button and start laughing away! :D

Harry Potter thought things couldn't get worse after being blamed for Dumbledore's death. Then Voldemort shows up at Privet Drive on his birthday, turns the Dursleys' house into a fireworks show, and forces Harry, Ron, and Hermione on the run. Their mission? Destroy Voldemort's Horcruxes. Their problem? Dumbledore left zero instructions. Things spiral fast. Voldemort declares Harry Undesirable No. 1 and shuts down his Wiztagram account, replacing it with OnlyWands, an app that forces wizards to register their wands or else. After narrowly escaping an attack, Harry crashes a wedding that's not exactly Bill and Fleur's, fights off Death Eaters, and flees to Ilvermorny in America. There, the trio learns the first Horcrux is at Christie's Auction House in London. Harry disguises himself as Ginny using Polyjuice Potion and distracts Umbridge with help from a Hogwarts grad-turned-Dementor. Ron ditches the group to "help" Lavender Brown, Hermione's house is attacked by cursed muffins, and their Christmas shopping is rudely interrupted by a reindeer Patronus delivering the Sword of Gryffindor. Clues lead them to Uagadou, the magical school in Africa, where things go sideways fast. Harry is captured by an evil wizard and locked in the Malfoys' swanky London penthouse. Meanwhile, Voldemort hunts the Elder Wand, and Harry must infiltrate Hogwarts with chaos (and awkward surprises) ahead. From cursed pastries to app tyranny, this parody reimagines Deathly Hallows with absurdity, hilarity, and just enough heart. Will Harry and friends defeat Voldemort? Or will Voldemort succeed in ruling England, which, as Hermione notes, isn't that ambitious? This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new story!

I don't own any of these but I hope you enjoy these Harry Potter funny texting conversations!!!!!!!

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This story is about the life Drena Wood and her friends at Hogwarts, their triumphs and failures throughout the Hogwarts years and how their juxtaposed backgrounds can lead to friendship and rivalry and boys. Drena ends up going down a tragic path. Can Evelyn and Belinda save her? Or is it too late for the young witch?

Harry's got a mystery on his hands: why has Sirius Black, the most notorious prisoner in the magical world, broken out of top-security Azkaban? Surely it's not just to get Harry's autograph. See the funnier side of 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban' in this side-splitting parody of Harry's third year at Hogwarts in 'Scarred from the Prisoner of Azkaban.' This isn't your typical magical adventure. Get ready for a laugh-out-loud hippogriff ride filled with quirky characters, unexpected personalities, and a whole lot of chaos. Hogwarts is colder than a penguin's nose, thanks to some depressing Dementors patrolling around, and magic has gone viral with the launch of Wiztagram, the magical community's answer to Instagram. Suddenly, everyone's dressing up as Sirius Black for the latest scare-your-friends challenge. Ron's got his hands full with a boggart that, for some reason, looks exactly like Harry. Hermione's somehow squeezing two classes into one period and trying not to crumble from the workload. And, as if things couldn't get any weirder, a fluffy Bichon Frisé puppy keeps trailing Harry around like he's the star of some bizarre dog-walking reality show. Meanwhile, Lavender Brown's supposed psychic skills have turned her into the latest Wiztagram influencer sensation, the Dursleys plummet out of the sky during a Quidditch match, and the Divination teacher is selling personalized teacups on the side. Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 20 chapters as they navigate ghostly deer, anxious werwolves, and bogus psychics in 'Scarred from the Prisoner of Azkaban.' Only die hard Harry Potter fans will recognize the deep cut references and foreshadowing to the later books! Get ready for a magical journey filled with humor and a whole lot of fun! This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new stor

Funny things about Harry Potter. Potterhead? Read it! It's funny.

'Scarred from the Ghost of the Dark' is an original fan fiction story based on the Harry Potter world that bridges the gap between 'Scarred from the Deathly Hallows' and 'Scarred from the Cursed Child.' After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter's life is supposed to settle into normalcy. But there's one problem: to achieve his dream of becoming an Auror, he must return to Hogwarts to officially complete his seventh year. The castle is still rebuilding itself, but when Harry arrives, he finds Hogwarts more haunted than ever. Blue flames flicker ominously in the halls, green ectoplasmic goo drips from the ceilings, and the resident ghosts are abandoning ship. When Nearly Headless Nick warns of an powerful ghostly presence lurking in the Forbidden Forest, Harry is drawn into a chilling mystery that shakes his belief that Voldemort is truly gone. The clues lead to a missing Ollivander heirloom, a wand rumored to give any nonhuman creature the ability to use magic. Harry must uncover the truth, face dark forces, and battle spirits who are determined to possess the very soul of Hogwarts. As Hogwarts' students are distracted by the latest Wiztagram craze of making people's pants invisible and the legendary Snowball Wars take an unexpected twist, Harry delves deeper into the sinister secrets of the castle. Along the way, he encounters characters and settings that only die hard Harry Potter fans will recognize like the ghostly Edmund Grubb, the secretive R.O.C.C. division of the Ministry of Magic, the tale of Pumpkin Johnny, and the mysterious Cursed Vaults. With ghost battles, potion surprises, and shocking betrayals around every corner, 'Scarred from the Ghost of the Dark' delivers the humor, action, and intrigue fans didn't know they needed. Can Harry save Hogwarts-again-or will this year be his final stand? This is an original fan fiction story based on Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use.

Voldemort is back, and Harry's pretty sure he's going to show up on his doorstep any second now. As if that's not stressful enough, his summer wraps up with a frosty Dementor attack and a courtroom drama. The Minister of Magic seems to think her new job is convincing the entire magical world that Harry's just a kid with a wild imagination. At least there's the Order of the Phoenix, which, contrary to what it sounds like, is not just a bird-watching club. To make life even more fun, the Ministry sends a woman to Hogwarts who's got the sweetness of a sugar overdose and a smile that could rival a clown convention. She's there to turn the school upside down, all in the name of making sure students don't march on the Ministry with pitchforks. Under Hermione's relentless badgering, Harry starts a podcast to teach his fellow students how to defend themselves against dark wizards. Meanwhile, Harry keeps having visions of Voldemort and his search for some mysterious weapon hidden in the Ministry of Magic. Things get weird when a kiss leads to a snake attack. To top it all off, Harry gets sorted into a new Hogwarts House called "Umbridge," Quidditch is canceled (again), and Death Eaters break out of Azkaban. Even Dumbledore won't look him in the eye, probably because he's decided Harry's face isn't winning any beauty contests. But when Harry and his podcast listeners finally get to put their lessons to the test, they end up at the Ministry of Magic to save his godfather from Voldemort's clutches. What Harry finds there might just change everything-if he can survive the encounter and not fall into a sea of death. Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 25 chapters as they navigate magic, mayhem, and misadventures in Scarred from the Order of the Phoenix. This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use.

This is legit what happens when I get bored.