Harrypotterfunny Stories

XD ok when i dont have much to do i randomly search up funny Harry Potter pics and these are my favs. remember to vote and comment! :3

Hello everyone, We wrote this masterpiece at 3 AM. It draws thematic elements from the literary classic, "My Immortal". It was a stroke of midnight genius, so please don't take it seriously; we refuse to become the modern "My Immortal". This will be the only chapter available, but we feel that it is more powerful in its original, one-scene form. When Harry finds a lonely Draco crying in the bathroom in the 6th year, he feels a force compelling him forward. Little did he know, their bathroom tomfoolery would lead to unexpected emotions from this unpredictable duo.

This might be the only book version of The Cursed Child out there! This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new story!

Funny things about Harry Potter. Potterhead? Read it! It's funny.

Anoda Gud story frm me so enjoy. Harry is en luv wid Draco but giny no happie. Smut

A vast collection of my very favorite HP Tumblr posts! You'll find things that make you smile, make you laugh, make you cry, and give you FEELS! Hope you enjoy! ~Flourish and Blotts

When 20-year-old Harry Potter is sentenced to spend eternity cleaning up the chaos he caused in the Department of Mysteries after the disastrous time-traveling stunt his son pulled , he decides to let someone else handle destiny for once. That "someone else" is Hermione Granger, of course, who discovers the prophecy might have been about her just as much as Harry. Brilliant, stubborn, and tired of watching fate play favorites, Hermione cracks the secret to not just traveling back in time but rewriting it. She just didn't expect the cost of becoming the Girl Who Lived to be her own life. Reborn as an orphaned eleven-year-old with no memory of the world she once knew, Hermione's new destiny begins in a shopping mall while shopping for school supplies where Hagrid stomps in to inform her she's a witch. Now thrown into the whirlwind of Hogwarts, Hermione must put up with cruel bullying from the Slytherins and teachers, relentless self-doubt that excelling in all her classes can't even stop, and the smug taunts of Harry and Ron, two would-be heroes who call themselves the prestigious "Slytheroyals." But Hermione isn't alone. With loud-mouthed Lavender Brown and wimpy Neville Longbottom at her side, she'll have to protect the Sorcerer's Stone, uncover the truth about her past, and decide whether she even wants the destiny she stole before Voldemort rises (again) and conquers the magical world for good.

This is legit what happens when I get bored.

Harry Potter thought things couldn't get worse after being blamed for Dumbledore's death. Then Voldemort shows up at Privet Drive on his birthday, turns the Dursleys' house into a fireworks show, and forces Harry, Ron, and Hermione on the run. Their mission? Destroy Voldemort's Horcruxes. Their problem? Dumbledore left zero instructions. Things spiral fast. Voldemort declares Harry Undesirable No. 1 and shuts down his Wiztagram account, replacing it with OnlyWands, an app that forces wizards to register their wands or else. After narrowly escaping an attack, Harry crashes a wedding that's not exactly Bill and Fleur's, fights off Death Eaters, and flees to Ilvermorny in America. There, the trio learns the first Horcrux is at Christie's Auction House in London. Harry disguises himself as Ginny using Polyjuice Potion and distracts Umbridge with help from a Hogwarts grad-turned-Dementor. Ron ditches the group to "help" Lavender Brown, Hermione's house is attacked by cursed muffins, and their Christmas shopping is rudely interrupted by a reindeer Patronus delivering the Sword of Gryffindor. Clues lead them to Uagadou, the magical school in Africa, where things go sideways fast. Harry is captured by an evil wizard and locked in the Malfoys' swanky London penthouse. Meanwhile, Voldemort hunts the Elder Wand, and Harry must infiltrate Hogwarts with chaos (and awkward surprises) ahead. From cursed pastries to app tyranny, this parody reimagines Deathly Hallows with absurdity, hilarity, and just enough heart. Will Harry and friends defeat Voldemort? Or will Voldemort succeed in ruling England, which, as Hermione notes, isn't that ambitious? This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new story!

Harry's got a mystery on his hands: why has Sirius Black, the most notorious prisoner in the magical world, broken out of top-security Azkaban? Surely it's not just to get Harry's autograph. See the funnier side of 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban' in this side-splitting parody of Harry's third year at Hogwarts in 'Scarred from the Prisoner of Azkaban.' This isn't your typical magical adventure. Get ready for a laugh-out-loud hippogriff ride filled with quirky characters, unexpected personalities, and a whole lot of chaos. Hogwarts is colder than a penguin's nose, thanks to some depressing Dementors patrolling around, and magic has gone viral with the launch of Wiztagram, the magical community's answer to Instagram. Suddenly, everyone's dressing up as Sirius Black for the latest scare-your-friends challenge. Ron's got his hands full with a boggart that, for some reason, looks exactly like Harry. Hermione's somehow squeezing two classes into one period and trying not to crumble from the workload. And, as if things couldn't get any weirder, a fluffy Bichon Frisé puppy keeps trailing Harry around like he's the star of some bizarre dog-walking reality show. Meanwhile, Lavender Brown's supposed psychic skills have turned her into the latest Wiztagram influencer sensation, the Dursleys plummet out of the sky during a Quidditch match, and the Divination teacher is selling personalized teacups on the side. Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 20 chapters as they navigate ghostly deer, anxious werwolves, and bogus psychics in 'Scarred from the Prisoner of Azkaban.' Only die hard Harry Potter fans will recognize the deep cut references and foreshadowing to the later books! Get ready for a magical journey filled with humor and a whole lot of fun! This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new stor

If you're having a bad, stressful day, then read this story and it will cheer you up! The videos are rather weird, but they will make you laugh for sure! Don't worry that this story might contain inappropriate things, as it dosen't and this is alright for people of all ages to read. So click that read button and start laughing away! :D

These are harry potter jokes only fans will get .

Harry Potter finds out that the Triwizard Tournament, the legendary event where contestants have, you know, died before, is back on schedule. He thinks this might finally be a year for some peace and quiet at Hogwarts, but nope, the Goblet of Fire, with its flair for drama, tosses Harry's name into the competition. Hogwarts isn't the only one competing; Beauxbatons, Durmstrang, Ilvermorny, Castelobruxo, Koldovstoretz, Mahoutokoro, and Uagadou all send their best to compete, who are all much more magically advanced than Harry. Ron finds himself in a moral dilemma, torn between cheering for his best friend or his ultimate hero, the Durmstrang contestant, who can catch a Snitch with his eyes closed. Hermione, ever the activist, kicks off a new organization for the betterment of non-human creatures, probably because saving house-elves isn't challenging enough. Meanwhile, Lavender Brown and her singing group, the Crooning Chimeras, keep the Hogwarts crowd entertained with their hit single about wombat butts, complete with some, er, enthusiastic twerking. Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 24 chapters as they navigate magic, mayhem, and misadventures in Scarred from the Goblet of Fire. Only die hard fans will recognize the deep cut references and foreshadowing. Get ready for a magical journey filled with more humor, more heart, and a whole lot of fun! This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new story!

Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, everything would be a pun or joke of some sort(ing hat GAHAHA don't kill me). Harry Potter Muggleborn Headcanons, story form. Headcanons are not mine, most came from Pinterest and Tumblr, though I do make a few tweaks here and there. Enjoy!

This story is about the life Drena Wood and her friends at Hogwarts, their triumphs and failures throughout the Hogwarts years and how their juxtaposed backgrounds can lead to friendship and rivalry and boys. Drena ends up going down a tragic path. Can Evelyn and Belinda save her? Or is it too late for the young witch?

Like the title says

It's a book about Random Harry Pottah

I don't own any of these but I hope you enjoy these Harry Potter funny texting conversations!!!!!!!