okok first lemme explain who jord is, you'll love him don't worry
ok so y'know vinesauce joel right
well
I fused him with tord to make jord
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okokok on with the oneshot ~ Your boyfriend Jord had a weird obsession with guns. From toy guns to guns that were way too real.
You went to the living room to see how he was doing. There he was, cigar in his mouth, gun-shaped controller in his hands. Duck goddamn Hunt.
He knew how much you hated that game. Not the violence, not really anything in specific, but that one game you just didn't like. Neither of you knew why. And that's why he played it so much.
You had an idea. You went to Jord's room. It was littered with heavy metal band merchandise, breadsticks, and, well, guns.
You grabbed a cork gun that was lying around. You brought it to the living room. You got right next to Jord and...
POP!
You didn't hit the poor man, you were just close enough to make the noise louder for him.
"AH!" He shrieked. He turned and pointed his gun controller at you and shot. He then realized it was you. "...oh." He said, annoyed. "Man, fuck you, (Y/N)."
