Phil, Dan, and Phan!

Reading 'The Hat Fic' • Phil

A/N
Contains triggers of repressed memories, read at your own discretion. ALSO I DON'T OWN THE HAT FIC IT'S NOT MINE!

You were sitting on the sofa in the office, reading a story called 'The Hat Fic'. You'd seen thousands of comments on Dan's 'Truth or Dare' videos, 'Philisnotonfire' videos and their 'Tumblr Tag' videos saying 'read the hat fic', 'omg I dare you to read the hat fic' and 'you guys should read the hat fic'. You'd heard it was disgusting, but you were up for a challenge.

The website loaded and you read the first page. 'Ok', you thought. There's nothing really bad here, but why is Dan being 'menacing'?

You started the second page. 'Wait, why is Phil naked and tied up?' you asked yourself

"Morning sleeping beauty, I was wondering how cold the room had to be for you to wake up" you read

"Jesus Christ this is a weird fanfic, Dan's acting really unlike himself." You said out loud. (Sorry if you're religious)

"What's weird?" Phil asked as he walked in and flopped himself down next to you.

"Oh, I'm just reading 'The Hat Fic'." You replied, turning your tablet so he could see.

"Cool" he said, putting his head on your shoulder.

You continued to read the book, Phil's face getting even more disgusted, yours the same.

'And every month, we buy a hamster.'

You read the last line. Yours and Phil's faces were shocked and terrified. You slowly turned towards each other and simultaneously exclaimed "Eurgh!"

"You two have the weirdest fans (Phans)!" You said, not even knowing how to feel.

"Who does?" Asked Dan, walking into the room and over to the computer.

"You and Phil!" You exclaimed. "The Hat Fic' is disgusting!"

"Oh, yeah it is. And don't ever speak of that. Or whisk." He said.

"Whisk" You and Phil whispered to each other in sync. You both giggled and Phil leaned forward and kissed you.

"Get a room ew!" Dan said.

You both giggled into the kiss.

A/N
Well that was so shit. I'm so sorry. I just had the idea and I wanted to write it down. It was originally gonna be a Danfic but then I wanted to make one for the Phil girls (edit: OR BOYS OR OTHER JESUS CHRIST PAST KATIE) out there. I'm also watching I'm a Celeb so I'm not fully focused. I'll probably try and improve it later on.

BYE MY LITTLE CRAFTERS

Kathryn x