Phil, Dan, and Phan!

Inconvenient • Dan

A/N: I know, I haven't uploaded in like 5 months, but I just forgot to be honest. I actually did. DON'T HURT ME I'M SORRY *hides under duvet*

BUT ANYWAY here's a new chapter for you. I've been trying to find a one shot or story like this but I couldn't, so I decided to write it.
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Your POV

"(F/N), you said you would be here!" You said, sighing.

"I know, (Y/N), and I'm sorry, but my mom just showed up! I think she thought it would be a nice surprise. I tried to tell her I had plans with you, but she just cut me off with 'Such fun! Where are the doobries?'. (AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Miranda fans) You know what she's like!" (F/N) pleaded.

"Fine. I have to go anyway, baby pressing on bladder" you said, too tired to continue the conversation.

"Okay, but text me if anything happens or you need urgent help" they replied.

You hung up without saying goodbye. Dan was recording the Radio 1 show, and you were heavily pregnant, so he insisted that you have someone with you at all times in case something happened with the baby. You knew it wasn't their fault they couldn't be here, but the hormones were making you even more angry than you should be. Plonking yourself down on the sofa, you turned on the TV, Miranda popping up onto the screen. 'Well at least I'll be entertained' you thought to yourself.

*30 minutes later*

"OW" you exclaimed. 'It's probably just a false alarm', you reassured yourself.

*30 minutes later AGAIN*

You tried to get comfy, but it was no use. Every position (*insert Lenny face here*) you sat in, you were uncomfortable, jolts of pain shooting through your abdomen. You felt a massive jolt and cried out in pain.

Suddenly, you felt liquid trickling down your legs (you're not peeing calm down). Was that your water breaking?

"NO! NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" you exclaimed, "Not on the one night I'm alone!"

Fumbling for your phone in your pocket, you swore as the pain intensified. You found your phone and pressed Dan's contact and the 'Call' button.

"Come on, pick up, pick up, pick uuup" you pleaded.

After what seemed an eternity, you heard his voice.

"(Y/N), what's wrong?" Dan whispered quickly, sounding worried.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK IS WRONG DANIEL? I'M IN FUCKING LABOUR!" you screamed as another contraction hit. You heard a whispered "Sorry", as Dan apologised for your swearing, and Phil saying "Dan's fiancée is in labour people, so I'm going to be doing the show on my own for today. Luckily, there's only 5 minutes left, so you won't be annoyed for too long!" in the background of the call.

A door slammed and you heard running footsteps as Dan asked, panting, "Where's (F/N)? Isn't she supposed to be with you tonight?"

"Yes, but she CANCELLED, SHIT" Another contraction, this one worse.

"I'M GOING TO KILL THEM!" you heard Dan whisper-shout "Okay, well, do you think you can drive to the hospital? I might not be ther- TAXI! Oh, thank Jesus, he stopped. I'm on my way, don't hang up! To (the Phlat address), please."

"How long will you be?" you panted, breathing like you'd practised.

"Uhhhh"

"Two minutes" you heard in the background.

"The driver says-" Dan started, but you cut him off.

"I HEARD WHAT SHE SAID" you snapped.

"Sorry! Wait, have you got the bag ready?" He questioned.

"Yes, we packed it last week, remember?" you answered.

*8 minutes later*

You waddled into the hospital, Dan holding your arm and the 'Birth Bag', as Phil had called it.

"My fiancée is in labour!" Dan breathed as he got to the front desk. The man nodded, spoke into a phone, and pulled out a wheelchair. As soon as you'd manoeuvred yourself into the wheelchair, a doctor in pink scrubs (idk what they're called in Britain even though I'm British but I watch Grey's Anatomy) came up, introduced herself as Dr. Montgomery - Shepherd, and wheeled you into a lift. You heard a voice say "Floor Three, Maternity Ward" as the lift doors opened...

A/N
This one shot is going to be in two parts because my friends are making me write my part of our bio so I have to publish my drafts otherwise I'll lose them when I log out (what hoes amirite)

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BYEEEE

Kathryn x