Chapter 10

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1. What did Steve say as he faced off against a skeleton with his pickaxe?

"I've got a bone to pick with you."

2. Why did the sailor being iron and gold into his boat?

He needed oars!!

3. Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book?

Because he always starts at the end!!!

4. How did Steve feel when he spent hours mining only to find nothing but coal?

Shafted!!!

5. A zombie walks into work, and his boss tells him," Did you get enough sleep last night? You look a bit dead this morning..."

6. What kind of parties do Minecraft players have?

"Block" parties

7. A creeper walks into a bar. Everyone dies!!!

8. When I saw the guy with a potion I knew there was trouble brewing!!!

9. I asked if I could look for ores in an Italian minecraft's cave. He said," No it's-a mine."

👑10.👑 What did the teacher say to the curious jungle cat?

You sure do Ocelot of questions!!!!

A/N

Hey guys Basia here. I did 10 joke for chapter 10. I will be doing that often. Like for example for Chapter 15 I will do 15 different jokes. I hope you liked this chapter. I hope you guys have a great day (or night)!!! Bye readers!!!!

~ Aphmau_Readers aka Basiati 👑💜💙💚💛💖💕

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