Just Another Diary [Inspired]

September 29, 2016

Hey diary. Today my best friend Jillian came to school 3 hours late and when she finally did come, I was so excited. We've been best friends for 3 years but have known each other for 8 years. We never talked to each other until the 5th year. Omg! It's so close to Christmas, I can't wait because I found out that my mother is getting me an iPhone. Imagine me squealing right now, exactly, that's how excited I am. Today my Algebra teacher yelled at me because my calculator was dead. Your life is dead but you don't see me yelling at you. Don't say that to your teacher, LOL. In Spanish class, I have the best table ever. It's all girls and all we do is laugh, eat, sing, and cheat of the only one at the table who speaks Spanish. My other best friend Marisa... with one "s"... did not know I was a Nigerian. Every friend of mine knows that. She said that I don't look it. So I said, "Am I supposed to dress up in raggedy clothes carrying a basket on my head saying, ayo." That made the entire class laugh. At that moment, that's when I realized I can make a lot of money by being a comedian. That's basically all that happened today so... oh wait, I have to show you my Spanish skills.
Hola! Mi nombre es Alexis y soy tengo trece años. Mi sujeto favorito es humanidades porque me gusta escribir.
I basically said, 'Hello! My name is Alexis and I am thirteen years ild. My favorite subject is humanities because I like to write. Now I can say bye. So... bye diary.