101 Filipino Jokes

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*starts raining*

Nanay: anak naulan na! Yung mga sampay!

Anak #2: oho nay! *gets first*

Anak #1: *follows holding a humper* ito na yung black humper!

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Eh. Yung humper eh yung malibagan diba

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Ah. Hello. So updated lang tong part na 'to. Anyways minsan nakakadown kung bakit parang walang natawa d2 o kaya nmn yung ibang medyo nakkskt na mga message or comment pero klang. Thankyou sa lahat ng readers and followers very much! Like, Kayo ang dahilan kung bakit buhay pa'ko sa wattpad at account, really. Utang ko lahat sa inyo.

Ehe. Wala nga talagang natawa eh. Ito. Kanina, nangyari 2 sa school eh sobrang nakakatawa kaya gisto kong ishare.

*Typical earthquake drills at schools*

Teacher: so we're having an earthquake drill later. You should be prepared. Anong dapat gawin?

Student #1: ... Stop, drop and roll.

Teacher: *looks at #1*

Student #1 and then 2: ah hindi pala. Drop,cover and hold.

*5 minutes later*

*ringing*

Students: *walks out of the room to the school ground holding theirs heads as 'protection'*

Maintenance or ganon: *talk talk
Talk talk* Dapat kailangan nakacover ang ulo at nakatingin sa harap kasi paka pag nakatungo ka mababgsakan ka.

Student #1: *to #2* pano kaya pag nabagsakan ng puno ng kamatis?

Student #2: ahahahaha!

Student #3: hala... Bilisan nyo mababagsakan kayo ng sampaloc.

*student #1,2 and 3 laughing like there was no tomorrow but secretly* *inhale* *inhale*

Student #4: *not long away from them* tapos yung butiki no, nalalaglag.

Student #1: *looks at #4* *be like* nabagsakan ng butiki, doon nagpanik.

Yun na. Thankyou again and byee~

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