Pirate!England x Princess!Reader A Flying Dove

Chapter 14

He punched you in the face.

You groaned.

"Hey! (fake name)'s up!" someone yelled. The sudden loudness in the room seemed to resonate in your ears and you cringed slightly. Then, remembering the events from the night before you sat up.

Or... you tried to sit up.

Instead, you flailed around like a fish on a dirty hammock. You looked down at your arms and saw that someone had tied rope around your legs and arms.

"You should probably not try to get up," Antonio said. Suddenly, he handed you a bright round red fruit.

"What's this?" you asked.

"It's a tomato. You were probably hungry after you slept." he replied.

You smiled when all of a sudden, you noticed that he avoided looking at your face while saying this.

"I want to see my face," you stated.

"N-" Antonio tried to say, but you interrupted him.

"I have to sooner or later. I'd rather see it sooner," you told him. Sighing, the Spaniard grabbed a mirror from a table in the room and gave it to you. You grabbed the hilt of the mirror and slowly lifted it up to see your face.

You looked... interesting, for lack of a better word. A giant blackish-purplish bruise circled your right eye. Just seeing the bruise made you burn with anger.

"Let me see that bratty idiot again! I'll kill him! I'll toss him in a blender. Better yet, I'LL SHAVE OFF HIS EYEBROWS!" you seethed with anger. Suddenly a hit on your head made you lay back down and drift off into unconsciousness.

You woke up again. This time, the Spaniard wasn't at your side but Alfred was.

"Hey dude! You've been sleeping for four hours already!" he said, excitedly. You looked at your arms and saw that you were still strapped in. Annoyed, you turned your head to the side.

"Alfred, get this rope off me," you muttered. However, Alfred shook his head.

"No can do. The captain ordered for you to be kept here," he replied. Oh really?

"Ha. He's probably afraid that I'm going to go and cut off his bloody balls! Alfred. Let. Me. Out. Of. This. Thing. NOW!" you yelled, again flailing around in the hammock. Alfred took no notice of your struggle.

"Hey wanna hear a story?" he asked, grinning. You were about to say no, but Alfred continued talking.

"So basically, this was before I was a pirate. I was still a hero of course, and obviously everyone treated me like it. One day I was..."

You drifted off into sleep again.

"KESESESESESE!"

You woke up again, this time by obnoxious laughing, if that was what it even was. It seemed like Alfred had left, and this time you were greeted by a silver-haired man.

"Oh so you have finally woken up! What a great blessing for you to wake up to my beautiful face! Kesesesesesesesese!" Gilbert said. "Let me sing you a song!"

"Zere was a great man named Gilbert! He was ze most amazing man in ze world. People everywhere followed him to get a glimpse of his handsome face..."

Nevermind that the song didn't rhyme, he was on par with you for the worst singing in the world. This time you voluntarily fell asleep.

Finally, you woke up again. Your legs had fallen asleep. You tried to move your legs, but they just wouldn't budge. Something heavy was leaning against them. Sitting up, you saw the sleeping captain with his head on your legs.

Oh yes. Revenge time.

Yay! Two chapters in one day! Hopefully this makes up for the long wait. This chapter doesn't have a lot to do with the plot, but was a kind of comedy filled filler. I reckon this story's going to be around 30 chapters long, so there's still a long way to go! I'll probably be done with the next chapter in one or two days! I'd love if you guys gave me feedback on this! Was this chapter completely useless? Am I dragging the story on for too long?