Life Inside of a Pingpong Ball

My Home

So. My Pingpong ball. Oh how embarrassing pants on the floor. I promise there clean. Oh no dust on the ornaments. Mr Snuggles, sorry, I mean oh look a old teddy bear I better put that away. Sorry people don't come here very often. There we go all tidy. Anyway it's only small but this is it. Here is my living room I understand humans have a "sofa" well, so far I have decided to have bean bags as chairs. They are surprisingly comfortable and if you ever get hungry you can bite some of the arm off. I decided the baked verity would be best for me. Runner bean sounded like I might loose them, green beans didn't match the wall paper and jelly beans sounded to wobbly. So I think baked bean bags were the best option for me. I have also heard it is human custom to have a "TV" well I couldn't find a "TV." I fact the closest thing I could find was a M&M. That does the same job doesn't it. I mean it is still two letters. I'm sure it is the same.

Over here is the kitchen as you can see. Do u like the cup boards. I heard humans have something called "cupboards." Oh well I suppose you would just call these shelves instead. Um this is the one custom humans have, I've never understood. A bath room. I mean they can look nice I suppose, but really I feel all you need is one. A roomful of them is a bit, as teen agers say "OTT." Oh well I use them to store the Christmas dinner in when the deep freeze is full. We won't go to the deep freeze. It's a long way down just to see a cold room with a sign that says "freeze" on it. But talking about teen agers. What are they? I presume they are just like old agers but they fly first class instead of premium because there VIP old people.

Oh the final room yeah this is my bedroom. It has a bed, wardrobe, chest of draws( maybe just I case one breaks you have spares) and a bed side table. I couldn't find a small table but I'm sure a dining table will do.