Zodiac Signs

The Signs Home Alone

Aries: searching the fridge for food and complaining that there's nothing

Taurus: sleeping

Gemini: constantly saying to themselves "if a robber came in I would do..." and coming up with different scenarios

Cancer: probably hasn't realized they're home alone

Leo: ends up going out

Virgo: singing their favorite songs obnoxiously loud

Libra: taking a long ass bath or doing some dirty shit

Scorpio: looking out the window and watching every car pass

Sagittarius: probably talking to themselves

Capricorn: watching Netflix (wishing they had someone to chill with)

Aquarius: probably walking around half naked

Pisces: calling for their mom over and over until they realize she isn't there