Zodiac Signs

The Signs As Parents

Aries: *burns dinner*

Taurus: never stops swearing

Gemini: wants their kids to do sports, but tries to support their decisions

Cancer: the cool parent

Leo: forgets the kids at the park all the time

Virgo: forces the kids to do their homework

Libra: "leave each other alone and fuck off I'm tired"

Scorpio: buys the best food at the grocery store

Sagittarius: annoys the kids with bad puns

Capricorn: will send their kids to their room if they cry at all

Aquarius: gets a house with a pool and never uses it

Pisces: Kinda scared of their kids