Aries: FUCK THIS ISN'T FAIR
Taurus: shit I'm still a virgin
Gemini: sleeps through the entire thing
Cancer: won't stop SCREAMING
Leo: BUT I'M NOT A SUPERSTAR YET
Virgo: why today, on the one day my hair looks good? fml
Libra: livestreaming the entire time
Scorpio: finally, I'm done with this place
Sagittarius: there's so much more dumb shit I wanted to do
Capricorn: spending their last minutes eating and crying
Aquarius: haha bitches I predicted this and you didn't listen, burn in hell
Pisces: can't even hear it because they're listening to music
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThings about the signs based off of the internet's thoughts of them
