(Morgan Freeman Narrator Voice)
There once was a boy named Derp Derp. He was weird as a child, yes. But he goes through many adventures, he eve- Mr.author "DONT SPOIL IT STUPID NARRATOR!!!!" Okay okay. Back to the intro... ahem!
Derp derp was also very charming, he got the ladies by just looking at them.
(Dear god why?) That's obviously as lie... he had to look at them for a few seconds, THEN, he got the ladies. Mr.Narrator "NUUU THATS NOT HOW IT GOES,YES HE WAS CHARMING, BUT IT TOOK MORE THAN LOOKING AT A GIRL TO MAKE HER ATTRACTED TO HIM!!!!" okay, let's just start the thing
