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it's el clasico this saturday. i am ready for a nervous breakdown, i mean it's not everyday when there's fricking fc barcelona vs real madrid. i'm so so so nervous. if barca don't step up their game, i will literally deactivate not even joking fam.


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leomessi: i am so mad

3gerardpique: why?

leomessi: i tried to get rid off the idiots in the groupchat but instagram said they can't do that!

neymarjr: no way! instagram is such a rat!

instagram: uhm!

sergioramos: even instagram doesn't like you :)

luissuarez: fuck that app i'm moving

instagram: @ me next time hun xoxox

cristiano: haha 

3gerardpique: i bet you just paid instagram to act like this!

cristiano: but you guys are the ones who are uefalona!

neymarjr: that's it! i've had enough!

sergioramos: ok??

neymarjr: so fight me!

cristiano: come on then tough guy!

jamesrodriguez: no cris! no fighting!

leomessi: stay away from neymar! you have to fight me first!

3gerardpique: gOD IS GOOD! #Neymessi

luissuarez: neymessi is alive

sergioramos: suarez aren't you the one who steals messi away from neymar tho?

luissuarez: he comes to me, it's not my fault he loves me :)

neymarjr: ok den


neymarjr left the chat


leomessi: nooooo

antogriezmann: is there

antogriezmann:

fernandotorres: we're on our way ladies!

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fernandotorres: we're on our way ladies!

sergioramos: ew not another atletico player

cristiano: #ewwww

gerardpique: that's exactly what we think of you :)

fernandotorres: i'm team pique on this one

antogriezmann: same

leomessi: u destroyed neymessi so i'm destroying ur ship now

sergioramos: which one?

leomessi: crismes.

cristiano: NOOOO

leomessi: bring it on fat

cristiano: shut up bread stick

leomessi: pig

cristiano: goat!

leomessi: i KNOW I'M A G.O.A.T

cristiano: cRAP

neymarjr: hi im back

leomessi: yessssssss

leomessi

leomessi: 

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