cristiano: el clasico later
sergioramos: yes, hala madrid!
gerardpique: stfu
leomessi: força barça
antogriezmann: i have an idea!
cristiano: what is it midget
antogriezmann: shut up u blob fish
fernandotorres: anto get to ur point
antogriezmann: oh, right! anyway, so my idea was um whoever loses el clasico gets to drink bleach!
neymarjr: sergio and cristiano love bleach, they drink it a lot. well, they should :)
james: woah, i've got to go! u guys are ruthless
antogriezmann: i know! i'm too innocent
gerardpique: you're the one who started it!
sergioramos: u shit stirrer!
leomessi: i'm thinking...
cristiano: about me
gerardpique: no hun, he's probably thinking about neymar actually.
neymarjr: *flicks hair*
sergioramos: you don't have any hair shut up
neymarjr: actually...
neymarjr:
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sergioramos: i hope ur weave falls off
neymarjr: it did. that's why i'm almost bald
gerardpique: yeah what happened to the noodle hair?
neymarjr: suarez ate it
luissuarez: FGS GUYS
leomessi: sorry we won't use that reference again
sergioramos: which one?
neymarjr: the one about biting
cristiano: hahahahahahahhaha
luissuarez left the chat
james left the chat because he was so damn innocent
antogriezmann left the chat because there was not enough drama
fernandotorres left the chat because his bum buddy left
neymarjr: ok so all these nice people left and we still have...
gerardpique: sErgio ramos and ronaldo!
sergioramos: we'll stay here until el clasico so we can see who has to drink bleach
leomessi: ok hope u have fun drinking it tomorrow :) xx
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groupchat ↳ fc barcelona
Fanfiction❝no, messi please don't! i'll give you a cookie.❞ » in which the fc barcelona players talk in a groupchat. » © Iionelmessi 2016.
