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leomessi: i'm shook
neymarjr: so am i
luissuarez: you're just saying that because leo is saying it.
neymarjr: shut up luis, do you want us to start about the biting thing?? yea, that's right, be quiet
gerardpique: cut it out boys.
neymarjr: i don't have any scissors sorry
luissuarez: he doesn't mean it literally dumbass
neymarjr: oh stfu luis
leomessi: boyssss chill
gerardpique: i think neymar is just angry at luis bc he's taking you away from ney
gerardpique: i miss neymessi.
neymarjr: this is too emotional, gtg.
luissuarez: that's right ugly
neymarjr: ahaha i'm staying now. got to fight my bully
gerardpique: i saw the video of luis pushing neymar over ahaha
leomessi: pffft
gerardpique: oh yeah, and leo was just standing there like ''i'm so done with their bullshit''
leomessi: i'm obsessed with ed sheeran's new songs
gerardpique: shakira says hi
leomessi: oh her music slays too
gerardpique: good good
leomessi: you're so loyal geri
neymarjr: unlike some other people😑
leomessi: okay ney chill, we still love u
neymarjr: hmm
leomessi: today i got a new bae tho
luissuarez: who dat
leomessi: jeremy mathieu! <333
gerardpique: *chokes on water* whAT
neymarjr: *drops phone dramatically*
luissuarez: *opens mouth*
sergioramos: shut it or u might eat us
luissuarez: blocked.
leomessi: anyway,, i was joking
luissuarez: oh good then
leomessi: nah but have a look at bae
leomessi:
gerardpique: sorry if i don't reply, i accidentally just poured bleach in my eyes after seeing that
neymarjr: what a coincidence? so did i
luissuarez: me too!
leomessi: tbh same
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groupchat ↳ fc barcelona
Fanfiction❝no, messi please don't! i'll give you a cookie.❞ » in which the fc barcelona players talk in a groupchat. » © Iionelmessi 2016.