Nanpa [Renzou Shima x OC]

Ichi

    "Look at all the girls," Renzou swooned. His head had begun to swirl with the thoughts of young teenage females in their skimpy academy uniforms. "So many... I never thought a new school year would bring such-"
    By now, the pink-haired boy had lost all of his self-composure, and would constantly trip over himself whenever a somewhat attractive creature passed by. His mind constantly spluttered pick-up lines and images of unsightly Playboy magazine spreads, causing Renzou deep pain. He gritted his teeth, wishing that one of these girls might accept his dirty mind.
    However, they never did. Even with that fact looming above his head, the boy still tried to find as many ways as possible to tangle himself within a girl's romantic life.
    "Shima, what the hell are you doing?" His friend, Bon, asked rudely.
    Bon was at least a few inches taller than Renzou, and twice as muscular. He had multiple piercings in each ear, and a strong jawline. His hair was rather scruffy and long, decorated with a bleach-blond strip running through the center. His whole chin was dotted with stubble, indicating a few days where he hadn't shaved. Without effort, Bon could easily pick up his friend by the collar to receive an answer from the star-struck teenager.
    "Ain't nothing to it, 'cause all the girls do it," Shima mumbled under his breath, scanning the green landscaped area in front of him.
    His eyes lingered for a while on two girls whom he had never seen before. They looked similar; both with pale skin and blond hair. Each was tall, and had slimming figures. However, the girl on the left seemed to have a less-sophisticated air about her.
    As the two girls made their way across the green, Renzou could clearly see the difference between them. While the one on the right looked older and more sophisticated, wearing a bright pink dress, the girl on the left seemed much more casual, sporting a simple pair of black pants, a dark grey hoodie, and a pair of headphones.
    She had bright golden-coloured eyes, and multiple ear piercings, like Bon. The girl swiftly passed Renzou, allowing him to count how many per ear. She had three on one, while the other ear was only decorated with a single piercing. Her long hair flowed loosely behind her like a shadow, it's pale blonde tint seemingly silver in the sun.
    The girl in the pink seemed plain, only mimicking every other teenage girl. Her eyes were a dull grey, and she had no uniqueness. Renzou wouldn't lie, he found himself quite attracted to the girl on the left, but the one on the right looked like she might accept him more. He let out a sigh, trying to decide which he should go after first.
    Once both girls were out of sight, Renzou realized what was happening. Bon still held tight to his collar, suspending the boy in mid-air. He flailed his limbs hopelessly, unsure of how to escape Bon's clutches.
    "Baka!" Bon yelled to him, obviously annoyed by Renzou's appreciation of women. "I asked you what the hell you were doing!"
    Renzou was still in the air, but he stopped his rapid movements, and slowly crossed his arms with a pouting face. "Just... I'm just... just admiring," he answered while tripping over his words.
    Bon sighed. Obviously, Renzou would never grow out of this. He set the boy down, and tried to ignore the rest of the outbursts.

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Ok, so this is my first fan fiction. Please give me feedback on how you're liking it so far! Honestly, I think it's hard to write as if you were a perverted sixteen-year-old boy, so... Apologies if he doesn't come off as you think he would.
Also, apologies if it seems too short to you. I really didn't have much inspiration for this chapter, but I'd like to in the next few.