This is a Me x You crack.
Me's POV
I was walking down the street with my You. Dude I can't lie You is fluffing sexy. Their hair. Their toes. Also their ears. Damnnn!
"Fuck lyfe!" You said
"I love lyfe!"Me said. And the we we'd to my house and we jacked off together. The end. I got 69 toes..
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I need pie. Pie s God. Love you.
