On the 12th day of Christmas my true hate gave to me:
12 McDonald's Fries
11 MacDonald's Tomatoes
10 Laughing Cows
9 Serial Killers
8 Vials of Blood
7 Exploding Grenades
6 Death Threats
5 Silver Forks
4 Evil Minions
3 Dead bodies
2 Bloody Pitchforks
And a Knife in a Pine Tree
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Evil Christmas Songs
HorrorHere we have rewritten all the classic Christmas songs; Jingle Bells, 12 Days of Christmas, Frosty, etc., but with one big twist... They have been bloodied, evillfied, and devilled so much the Nightmare Before Christmas might just come true...
