Evil Christmas Songs

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer

You know pitchforks and bloody wars and stabbing and pain too

Missiles and sharp knifes and anger and boo boos

But what does this have to do 

With the the most deadly reindeer of all?

Rudolph the red nose reindeer

Had a nose that was stained with blood

Only Santa ever saw him

And reindeer and dead people too

And all of the other reindeer

Were terribly afraid of him

So they locked up Rudolph

In a very tiny cage

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Rudolph finally escaped

He killed and ate a lot of stuff

Reindeer, animals, and people too

So the reindeer killed him

And they threw a big party

Nobody missed him at all

Not even the devil at the zoo!