I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
I also want a knife, and a bloody pitchfork
But a hippopotamus with me can murder and destroy!
I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas
It can squish Santa Claus, and you
Santa will have to use
His non-existent abs
Just to haul the hippo and make sure, that it doesn't sit on him!
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Evil Christmas Songs
TerrorHere we have rewritten all the classic Christmas songs; Jingle Bells, 12 Days of Christmas, Frosty, etc., but with one big twist... They have been bloodied, evillfied, and devilled so much the Nightmare Before Christmas might just come true...
