Calum Hood
06:32 am
@Calum5SOS: Goodmorning x
@wannahugthemm: Hoodmorning ;)
@Calum5SOS: what's that?
@wannahugthemm: it's a Hoodmorning, what kinda question is that?
@wannahugthemm: I'm such a Calum girl
@Calum5SOS: you are
@wannahugthemm: but you are not
@Calum5SOS: as much as I love myself, I'm a Michael girl lol
@wannahugthemm: I KNEW THAT
@Calum5SOS: so what's my Goodmorning as a Michael girl?
@wannahugthemm: Gordonmorning
@Calum5SOS: don't make me laugh
@wannahugthemm: why
@Calum5SOS: I'm drinking and with that Gordonmorning of yours I spilled water all over my sweater
@wannahugthemm: aw baby's messy
@Calum5SOS: shut it
@wannahugthemm: WAIT
@Calum5SOS: WHAT
@wannahugthemm: you just said goodmorning to me
@Calum5SOS: yeah ?
@wannahugthemm: but in Los Angeles is 09:32 pm
@Calum5SOS: I bet you used your fingers to count
@wannahugthemm: what if I did?
@Calum5SOS: aww baby doesn't know how to count big numbers!
@wannahugthemm: STFU, anyway
@Calum5SOS: uh?
@wannahugthemm: YOU THOUGHT ABOUT ME AW
@Calum5SOS: Of course I did, if I didn't we wouldn't be talking right now duh
@wannahugthemm: first of all, drop that sassy attitude with me; second of all, I meant it in another way
@wannahugthemm: YOU LOOKED UP TIME ZONES FOR ME
@Calum5SOS: ye I did
@wannahugthemm: HOW CUTE
@Calum5SOS: stop screaming now
@wannahugthemm: ITS NOT LIKE YOU CAN HEAR ME
@Calum5SOS: yeah but I can read it and my inside voice is screaming at me, so please stop
@wannahugthemm: sorry
@Calum5SOS: it's okay
@wannahugthemm: I gtg now
@Calum5SOS: where?
@wannahugthemm: there's a thing called school, but you don't know cause you dropped out to play bass in a pop-punk/pop-rock/whatever-genre-you-play band
@Calum5SOS: you could drop out too
@wannahugthemm: I don't have talents, my one and only achievement is getting your attention on twitter
@Calum5SOS: nm, go learn something kid
@wannahugthemm: don't call me kid, i'm not your kid, you're not my ... wait you can be my daddy if you want ;)
@Calum5SOS: SHUT UP GO TO SCHOOL
@wannahugthemm: yes daddy
@Calum5SOS: I swear to God i'm gonna kill ya
@wannahugthemm: ohw don't get angry, you know I'm messing w/ u right?
@Calum5SOS: ye
@wannahugthemm: gtg for real now, my mum's screams are louder than Luke's at the end of WILAY
@Calum5SOS: what?
@wannahugthemm: it's a fangirl thing, bye for now
@Calum5SOS: have a good day :)
@wannahughtemm: Gordonnight ;)
@Calum5SOS: WHAT I SAID ABOUT MAKING ME LAUGH

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Hayran KurguWhere 5 Seconds Of Summer's bassist player Calum Hood takes an interest for an Italian fangirl on the popular social media platform known as Twitter.