After being a week of married chicken ran into the shared room of chicken and Jesus. Jesus was on the bed shoving carrots up his ass.
"Squak."
Jesus sat up. "Hm?"
Chicken hopped onto the bed, a pregnancy test. It read positive. "Squak.."
Jesus smacked the shit out of chicken, whipping chicken off the bed and into a corner of the room. "I thought you said we couldn't have babies?!"
"Squak buck buck squa."
"So... you /lied/-?"
Chicken looked down at the ground. "Sq-squak."
"Fuck off. They're not mine."
Chicken looked up and gave him a sad look. "Sqeak. Sauak..." sadly standing up and walking out of the room.
Jesus going back to shoving more and more carrots up his anus. Moaning out 'chicken' over and over. He was upset.
Chicken had just sit out in the living room. Sad little chicken cries.
