Chicken woke up, sore, and tired. Tossing and turning all night from the thought of an egg inside of it. Ew.
Jesus was next to chicken, and angry sleepy face on his face. He wasn't too happy about the whole pregnancy.
Well, just then.
"DJAKAASSSSUUUUUUUAAAACCCCKKKKKK!" Shrieked chicken.
Jesus shot up, glaring at chicken and smacking the shit out of it. Chicken on the other side of the room now, sobbing.
"Stop fuckin' shoutin' babe," Jesus said calmly, "I'm trying to sleep," laying back down and falling asleep once more.
Chicken scrambled out of the room, rubbing into it's sister. Chicken's sister having a worried look on her face.
"Sister.." her voice all slutty. "What's wrong..?"
Chicken sobbing. "SQUAK!!! CLUCK CLUCK SQUEAK."
Chicken's sister blinked. "Right now?! let's geT YOU TO THE HOSPITAL."
"Buck SQUAk sqUEAk!"
"Well. I guess I'll have to deliver it myself. Lay down, spread your legs you little slut."
Chicken nodded and obeyed. Tears streaming down its face.
"Good chicken~" reaching her wings of chicken's loose ass vagina and pulling out the egg.
Chicken screeching this entire time. At least until the egg was out.
"It's out!" Cried chicken's sister. "It's gonna call me auntie Henilla."
Chicken sat up. "Buck bcuck."
"Of course you can hold it," Henilla said as she handed over the egg.
Chicken smiled, just holding the egg. "Squack?"
"We'll hide it from him until it hatches."
Chicken nodded. "Swark..."
