is this wonderland or home

the world

When I came to I saw the doornob that begore I couldnt fit my finger through now was five times as tall as me. "Finely your awake." I heard the doornob." I got off my back and started getting up while saying "yeah glad I get to see you as a bit bigger cause im not to used to being so big that I cant even fit a finger inside a door." He kinda chuckled." Yes but wheres the black rabbit?" He asked." I dont know but i do know he pushed me down here." I said giving a snappy voice." Do you wish to know where you are?" Asked the knob starting to talk like a tough highly respected man." Um yeah it would be kinda nice." I said being sure I didnt break anything." Your fine you only fell two billion feet." Said the knob." What?!" I said suprised I survived." Yes normally it would be longer but its just to the surface nowhere else and the place your in is Wonderland. I would let you out but I dont know where the key is. Find it and you can open me." He said still in this highly respected bodyguard. "Ok well it cant be hard to find a key thats like five of me right?" I said turning around and noticed a huge glass table in the middle of the room and book shelves everywhere. "Thats my key on the table." The knob said looking at the table. When I looked up still shocked by this random appearence I saw a key that would be just the right size for me right now." Are you sure?" I asked the knob thinking im probably on life support in a hospital right now. "Yes I promise." He said sounding very truthful. "Now how am I supposed to get up there is the only question." I said rubbing my baby chin. "Climb you idiot." I heard from the knob. "Watch it I can actually walk and see the world." When I started that way I heard a scream from atop of the hole I fell down and the black rabbit came down and landed the same size as me on top of the table grabbing the key and coming down to me and the knob." Hello knob of the East. Can you please open fast I have tea with the mad dresser and Aprilhare." The knob grew a worried face." But they're bonkers and havent paid they're taxes in months." Said the knob. "Hey im about to tell you a secret. The best people are mad." I said. When he approached the door it shrunk." Wait. What just happened?" I said with a dumb look on my face." Dont be stupid we all know these guys can shrink and grow at will." Said the Black Rabbit. When he opened the door I ran for it. And made it out without anyone noticing. When I looked at the world it was beutiful there was a huge garden and the sky was bright and beutiful and there was a huge castle that was red and black that has clubs and diamons that you would see on like a poker card. I started to turn around "Wow you havent ever wanted to........" It was gone. Just it wasnt there the garden led to a creepy looking forest. "Im must go. I must go." Said the Black Rabbit as he looked at his clock. "Wait where is this and where should I go?" I asked him." Depends where you want to go." He said. I never thought of that." Somewhere where I can talk maybe calm down." I heard a trumpet sound." Oh no we must hurry." He grabbed my wrist and began pulling me towards the dark a creepy forest. "We need the mad dresser she can help you." He said. When we made it to the middle of the forest there was signs pointing everywhere and said obvious thing like there was one that pointed up and said up and there was more like that." Ok why did you do that." Said the rabbit." How did you know it was me?" Said a very welcoming yet scarey voice. When I looked around I noticed a neon green and black striped cat show up outta thin air." Who are you?!" I said getting ready to fight. "Now why so violent my dear boy?" He asked me. "Your trying to get your fathers attention. Thats how I know." The cat just laughed at this." Hey look you pussy I just need to get to the mad dresser. Any idea where we can find him or april hare?" He looked at me." Who are you and where have you come from? Do you come to marry the princess by chance? I mean your the same age it looks and can i see your watch?" My what? i dont have a watch. "He doesnt have one." Said the rabbit." You know the queen and king would pay alot for a slave like this or step son." He said in a sligh give me something and I wont talk voice." I will save you one of the mad dressers cookies." He said. "Deal. Shes right down there." He said pointing down the path to his hind right. "Just don't forget my cookie." He said kinda like a jerk." We won't." I said. As me and the Black Rabbit walked down the darkening path we both gathered the same feelings for this situation.