I'm twisted up inside

Please no judges

I was screaming, they were getting closer... I tried to spread my wings only to find them inexistant.
  "GET AWAY FROM ME!" The shadows got closer, forming a dense circle around me... a gnarly hand came towards me, grabbing my shoulder and shaking it.
  "O, wake up! Time to get ready!" a voice called.
  I woke up, my girlfriend Luna was shaking me. "Five moar mins" I grumbled, rolling onto my back... ready for what? Felicia! Oh no, we had to meet up with our friends! I had completely forgotten! I jumped out of our bed, hastily pulling on the nearest clean t-shirt and jeans.
  Luna giggled, what was so funny? "It's only after lunch you dumdum!"
  Hold on a sec, I don't think I introduced myself. Ok, my name is Rhiona, or O for short, I am an angel and am in a relationship since ninth grade with the love of my life. I was turned into an angel for some odd reason that God won't tell me, and I LOOVEE chocolate!!!!
  Luna giggled again, I crawled over to kiss her on the nose. "You are the cutest merwolf that I know" I whispered to her.
  "I'm the only merwolf that you know!"she exclaimed.
  It was true, her mom was a mermaid and her dad was a werewolf, but that didn't make me love her any less. I smiled, she took my hand. I felt calm around her, I looked into her vibrant green eyes.
  She looked like me except for the hair and eyes, her hair was blue whereas mine was a light purple, her eyes were green unlike my gray ones. Even though we were alter egos we loved each other, and not even death could separate us. How? You may ask. First: it's nearly impossible to kill Luna, and Second: I was a mothaf**king angel.
  Did I also mention that Luna was the only thing that I love more than chocolate? It's true!
  She smiled, that smile just made me crack up, a small remaining thing from before I was turned. My younger siblings would make me laugh at anything and everything.
  Luna pulled me into a kiss, I didn't hesitate to kiss back. I felt like I was on cloud seven, utter bliss filled my mind and body. I wrapped my wings around the both of us as if to ward off all the people in the world who wouldn't want us to be together. I wanted life to be like this forever, I wanted to get high just off Luna's presence.
  She pulled away. "We can continue tonight"
  I went down to the kitchen to make breakfast for the both of us. I hesitated between pancakes and bacon and eggs. "Screw it!" I pulled out the waffle iron.
  I was making waffles when an old song came into my head, the "Pancakes and Waffles" song. I started to hum it, the lyrics were really simple : pancakes and waffles (x3) Everyday!"
  It's a stupid song, I know, but it's one that I came up with in a matter of minutes, so don't judge meh!
  Luna came down when a "healthy" amount of both were prepared (about 12) and started eating. She had the appetite of ten Marcs, and one Marc had the appetite of three average men. So, using basic math here, I said that my girlfriend has the appetite of thirty average men. Doesn't surprise me, I also had a huge appetite. You're probably wondering what I'm doing here, talking to you dear reader, I honestly don't know, if I do find out, I'll be sure that you're the first person to find out.
  I sat down next to my honeycomb, and shoved her face into her plate. She looked at me with a look of pure rage and I felt her looking for ways to kill me when I said: "If those were pancakes, the fall would have been less painful" We both started laugh and Luna smeared Nutella all over my face.

Wohoo! First chapter's out! I'll probably be updating irregularly... but no one's gonna read this...
Boi! Crazy merwolf out!!!