Aries:
Made of a million tiny flames
Insists they are not hot headed through forced calmness
Low(high) key loves cuddles
Can manage to disobey someone and make it look like they're not
Taurus:
Can chill in very adverse situations
Enjoys food in situations not familiar to them
Could stay in the house for a month contently
Has a PhD in acting like they trust someone when they don't
Gemini:
Speaks 57847 different languages including Shade and Bullshit
Sparks creativity everywhere they go
Somehow knows the gossips before it starts circulating
Is made of laughter and giddyness
Cancer:
Can cry for a record breaking 34 hours straight
Is a protective mama bear in every situation
Is sewn together with sparkles moonlight
Low key has zero chill
Leo:
Was born on stage directly under the limelight
Is laced with sunlight
Loves the House of Mirrors at the circus
Has unbeatable optimism
Virgo:
Is very good at caring for small plants and herbs
Knows 576 different kinds of coffee blends
Always knows what you need even when you don't
Always has a pen handy
Libra:
Is good at not making decisions
An amazing negotiator
Flowers grow everywhere they set foot
Has rose tinted vision
Scorpio:
Has taught "Jealousy 101″ and "Grudges: How to keep them"
Is low key in need of a hug 24/7
Has an extensive knife collection
Has a heart of opalite (when they open up)
Sagittarius:
Has 4759 travel catalogues
Can tell you about all the religions with a respectful outlook
Knows all the skateboard tricks
Has sand left in all their clothes
Capricorn:
Straight out the womb with their eye on the prize
Will step on a bitch like a stepping stone
Can pull a 50 dollar bill from behind your ear
Their veins are like vines
Aquarius:
Is made of ice cold breaths and stardust
Can turn anything into a civil rights speech
Knows all the words to the element song
Invokes everyone's inner rebels
Pisces:
Is a vessel filled with salty seawater and starlight
Inspired the "Cry Baby" album
Can morph into the victim in 0.3 seconds
Would rather talk to ethereal beings than humans
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Zodiac signs
De TodoFacts and stereotypes presented uniquely and differently. (Sort of) Btw, I took a majority of these from tumblr and other sources. So credits to those people. Enjoy :)
