Zodiac signs

Things people will say when you tell them your sign

*actual events by actual people* (Not sure if this is true, but whatever) 

Aries: "Damn that explains your muscles"

"No wonder you have a temper hahahhhaa ok don't hit me"

"But you don't like sports????"

Taurus: "Okay nice so are you hungry now?"

"But you can't even decide what shoes to wear today wut"

"but you're always too lazy to argue COME ON FIGHT ME"

Gemini: "Lmao you two-faced hoe what did I tell you"

"Okay but if like you have a pair of gemini twins...would they both have one face each or four"

"You're loyal for one OR ARE YOU hmmmmm"

Cancer: "I've never seen you cry though"

"Stay away from me I might get cancer"

Leo: "YOUR HAIR IS WOW NO WONDER"

"You're not even selfish thoughhhhh"

"That's why you a thot"

Virgo: "But you never study wut"

"You don't even clean your room this is a lie"

"So are you a eternally a virgin or"

Libra: "This is why you can't decide on what to eat. Like, ever."

"What happens if two libras go on a date omfg how to you choose where to go fuck this is giving ME a headache"

"I don't care if you flirt with everyone don't steal my gurl fam"

Scorpio: "But you're so nice"

"Is this why you're always dressed like you're going to a funeral ahaaa- okay sorry"

"That explains your horrifying tweet damn"

Sagittarius: "Stop liking every girl you meet man you're more of a hoe than libra"

"But you're scared of heights"

"But you don't even go out of your room what do you mean adventure is this a sick joke"

Capricorn: "But you is the biggest party peep I know"

"no wonder you do so well without studying fuck you"

"is this why you never find dates"

Aquarius: "....so what does your sign do"

"Aren't you basically Sagittarius? What's the difference"

"...okay nice"

Pisces: "isn't that why you're so adorable awwwWWW"

"so are you and cancer like. TItanic buddies"

"Wow all my pisces friends are art people how are you good at science"

**Vote for more**