Vanilla (iDubbbz x Reader)

[One]

Just letting you know, fuckery now, BDSM later. Also, slight Max x George, and you're very "innocent" in this (we all know you fuckin aren't if you're here)

Your P.O.V

You and Ian had known each other for a few years, and of course you fancied him. Max would always tell you guys to date, as of right now. Ian was throwing almonds at you, and you were trying to catch them with your mouth. Max walked in on this because you were crashing at his house for the week before going back to the U.S.A.

"Why don't you swallow his other nuts," he said loudly, which caused you to blush and Ian to respond "I don't think she can even fit one in her small mouth." You giggled and sat down, trying to hide your face.

This was normal. You and Ian would flirt a lot, but you had never really told him your actual feelings for him. And there's also another problem, you guys were flat mates, and you don't want to lose your home if you two actually do date and then break up. You over thought it a lot at night.

"Oh come on, just put his dick in your mouth (y/n)," Max yelled as he was leaving the room to go to the kitchen. You looked up at Ian and he gave you a playful wink and growled. You couldn't stop the giggles bubbling from inside you. Max walked back in with a beer. "Oi, cunt, when is George coming over?" He asked Ian. "When he fucking comes," Ian replied, throwing a almond at him. "That was a good nut."

The doorbell rings and Max yells some gibberish about answering it. "You ready?" Ian asked. "I'm always ready for this fuckery," you answered. Max walks in with George, and it looks like he brought along HowToBasic and Chad.

Fucking Chad. He has tried to intoxicate you on many occasions to fuck you, but you never were a heavy drinker. And besides, he wouldn't do it when Ian was around with that weird thing you two have for each other.
And also, HowToBasic just goes by "Basic", you didn't even know his real name.

You sat in the background quietly as they started Cake 3. For a while you really wanted to vomit from how gross it was watching Max projectile vomit milk all over George. Ian decided it would be a great idea to try and get your pubes and put it in the cake as well. You were a well known YouTuber, but your viewers didn't know you were friends with these guys.

Ian quickly rushed out of his clothing and into normal ones, and stuck his moustache onto George's cheek so it looks like this was filmed earlier. He pulled you into the bathroom with a bowl and Basic with a camera. "So (y/n), can we get some pubes?" He asked. You blushed "I shave," you whispered. He looked dumb founded, then he changed his direction, "so (y/n), can we get some snot? You have a slight cold," he said. You laughed. "God you're weird." Basic pulled out a tissue from no where, and you slightly freaked out but you blew your nose on it anyways, making sure to get everything out. "Thanks," he said, looking slightly disgusted when you handed it to him. They raced out of the bathroom and you followed along slowly, trying not to laugh. This was so stupid. But then again, you couldn't help it.