Vanilla (iDubbbz x Reader)

[Four]

I'm writing this while hyped on chocolate and energy drinks while watching KickStarter crap. Enjoy.

Ian's P.O.V.

She's so intoxicating. Why hadn't I done this sooner? Sure we flirted and actually lived together, but why hadn't I had the balls to actually kiss her before, let alone sleep with her? I was propped up on an elbow, watching her sleep. Creepy right? But she just looked so cute, so stress free. Usually when I saw her out of her room she would just eat and then go back into her room and continue either editing, streaming or videoing. Sometimes I can lure her out of her room by going out for food or asking for help with the boxes for the bad unboxing. What I'm trying to say is, it's not everyday that I see (y/n) so stress free.

(Y/n) started to wake up, moving back into my chest, then rubbing her eyes. She snapped her eyes opened and looked at me with a confused look. "What the fuck are you doing here?" She asked. "Sleeping, you?" I joked. "Wait, so yesterday did happen?" She asked more. "Yes," I replied. She pulled my head down and started to kiss me, if I were expecting anything, this would probably be what I hoped happened.

"God, you wouldn't believe how long I've actually liked you," she mumbled against my lips. "You wouldn't believe how long I've actually wanted to tell you the same thing," I bit her bottom lip softly. She kissed me again, deeper this time. I decided, why not? I pinned her down, and straddled her waist. She squealed in surprise, which caused me to pull away to see if she was alright. "No?" I asked. "Yes, please," she whispered.

Before I could plant my lips on hers again, Max decided to invite himself into the room. "The fuck are you two doing on my bed?" He yelled. "Having period sex all through your sheets," (y/n) replied which made me snort. "So are you two dating now?" he asked, completely chill. "Not yet, I haven't asked her out," I replied, still on top of (y/n). "Well fucking go on a date you gay cunt," he said, then walked out of the room. "Fuck her right in the pussy," Chad yelled before Max shut the door.

"A date?" I ask. "Can I put it on a vlog?" She asked. "You need to stop worrying about YouTube and have an actual life," I lectured. "But YouTube is my life, my subscribers will worry if I don't upload," she responded. "Then video us," I insisted. "My subs will think I'm crazy hanging out with you, because you guys do all this shit, and I seem so..." she was lost for words. "Normal?" "Yeah that thing." 

"Look, (y/n), you're not normal obviously. Why are you so, what's the word, embarrassed about being seen with us?" I pestered. "I just want to seem likeable," she muttered. "Look, we're going on a date. I'll video you so I don't have to be seen in the video, do you think that's okay?" I asked. She was quiet for a little bit. "Okay, that seems reasonable," she decided. "Then get dressed and give me your camera."

Your P.O.V.

Ian had a point, you thought. Pulling a shirt over your head, you listened to Ian mumbling to himself trying to figure out your camera. He only had to put on shorts and a shirt, you had to figure out what would look nice on you, and what wouldn't kill you when you stepped outside into the hot Australian air.

You pulled out some slutty jean shorts and a low cut shirt and put them on, spinning around for Ian to see. He tutted. "You would get a good spanking if you were my sub, wearing that out in public. You're practically wearing something a chick would wear at the start of a porno," Ian chuckled. "But I get away with this because it's extremely hot outside right?" You asked. "Yes, and because your extremely hot as well," he said before cleaning his glasses on his shirt and putting them on. "What a good way to flirt," you thought out loud.

You told the boys that you two were gonna go out and vlog some shit, taking the keys to Max's car. You sat in the passengers seat and Ian sat the camera on the dashboard, and pressed record. "Seat belts, so we can be safe," Ian said in his best Dora voice as he clicked in his seat belt. You giggled and clicked yours in as well. "So where to, m'lady?" He asked. You gagged at him saying that. "Food, I'm hungry," you responded. "Mc Donald's it is," he started the car and backed out of the drive way. You went on twitter and caught up on your timeline and tweeted;

(Y/N) @(Y/YT/N)
Vlog to an Australian Mc Donald's coming soon! Special guest maybe?

You got spammed so many tweets about who the special guest was, and maybe once or twice did you see Maxmoefoe pop up. You couldn't help giggling. You kept looking at the replies and didn't noticed that Ian was up to the drive thru. "Oi (y/n), what do you want?" He elbowed you. "Oh uhm, just the hot cakes and a coffee please," you replied. You two waited for your breakfast and then parked to have it rather than eating in.

"Hello YouTube, my name is (y/yt/n) and welcome to another LEGIT FOOD REVIEW!" You yelled into the camera, doing the weird hand shake into the camera. You looked into the small vlog camera and then adjusted it so Ian was in frame too. "Today we have special guest, Mr. Edups with me today!" You said. Ian looked really surprised as to your sudden change of mind of wanting him in it. "Holy shit," he muttered. "As of this morning, we are doing a leeegiiiiit food review on Australian Mc Donald's! I here have hot cakes and this gay faggot has a eggs and bacon bagel," you continued.

You two sat their eating and laughing, making shitty commentary for the video. When you two got home you got out your shit laptop that you use for editing vlogs on the go. You uploaded the video and tweeted:

(Y/N) @(Y/YT/N)
Video up in a few hours! Coming at you with a legit food review!

You also added a photo of you with a pancake on your face, and Ian with his bagel on your face, which you guys decided would be a great thumbnail.

You didn't expect the response from your twitter followers. People are screaming in the replies about Ian being in the video, some even calling you two "Mom" and "Dad" which honestly, you didn't mind.