Harambe #1 and 2 arrived at a dimension full of internet memes. Harambe #1 looked around, shocked to see the events after his death. He saw all of the shitty memes on the internet, but there was one thing that stood out the most. There was a Wattpad story about him!
"What the fuck," Harambe #1 said," Who is Rick Sanchez?"
"A terrible human who made fun of you, just like the others did. All they did was follow the retarded masses." Harambe #2 said in anger.
"I kinda want to fuck this sexy son of a bitch (The retard who made this shitty story)." Harambe #1 said.
"We can always fuck the humans to death. We are T H I C C ASF." Harambe #2 said.
"SPELL ICUP NIBBA. IT'S REAL NIGGA HOURS TAP THAT MOTHERFUCKIN LIKE BUTTON IF YOU'RE UP!" Harambe #1 said.
That is when both Harambes noticed something. They are being consumed by the internet memes.
That is when Satan came out and shit on both of the Harambes, creating a literal shitty situation.
"Did Satan just fucking shit on us? I thought this was a good story! This story is now turning into the LITERAL SHIT!" Harambe #1 said.
"We must track down who made this story," Harambe 2# stated," They are the reason why your fat ass got shot."
KILL ME PLEASE I WANT TO FUCKING DIE THIS ISN'T A PLEAD I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M WRITTING THIS I REALLY WANT TO DIE FUCKING HELL RICK AND MORTY SEASON 3 ISN'T OUT AND IM DYING INSIDE AND DONALD FUCKING TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!!!!!!!!!
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Harambe x Harambe: The One Shot.
HumorWarning: This fucking piece of shit story is carcinogenic and fucking stupid; your brain cells will leave after this, and that wouldn't be my responsibility. I'm not sorry. ____________________________________________________________________________...
