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Theatre Problems

Here's a rant readerlings!

Which one of you guys had theatre problems?

I've had a couple them when I go to the theatre to watch my favorite movies.

#1 The dreaded ticket line:
When you got no Wi-Fi and you can't get tickets online, what do you do? Wait in long flippin' line that's what. Sometimes I think that a line isn't exactly a line. Let's be real people. Sometimes we've got a couple of skippers in a line that we personally want to beat up.

#2 The dreaded snack line:
You got your tickets and now your hungry and you want some food. What do you do? You wait in another long flippin' line just to get a bag of popcorn and a soda. Seriously who orders such ridiculous orders? "Give me a diet soda. Make sure there's no sugar in it." "A large popcorn with barbeque sauce please." "Nachos with honey mustard and a hot dog with tomato slices on it. Make it quick." SERIOUSLY! Again, who orders such ridiculous orders? You're only ordering snacks while watching a simple movie. You're not ordering in a five star restaurant! Get real people!

#3 The Human Giraffe:
Snacks, check. Sitting in a good spot I'm the movies, SCORE!!! A human giraffe sitting in front of you, now how in the world did that thing get there?! Face it guys. Your already inside watching the good part of your movie and all of a sudden this tall humanly being sits in front of you! Talk about a human giraffe.
If you don't have a human giraffe in front of you, then maybe you have some random idiot with a very odd hairdo blocking your view of the screen.
No kidding on this one guys! I went to the movies one time and all of a sudden, this lady with a beehive of a bun hairdo sat in front of me! Really?! Do you have a bun hairdo or are you trying to raise a couple of bees in your hair?! Other than that I was really pissed off but luckily the lady sat in another seat and I was happy.

#4 Pushy People:
OKAY. HOLD IT! HOLD IT! HOLD IT PEOPLE! YOUR DESTINATION AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE! Have any of you had this problem? People are very pushy in the theatres. They can pushy at lines, going in, going out, etc. It's like they're rushing to get some snacks before the movie starts or rushing to watch the movie. HELLO!!! The movie ain't gonna start until 15 minutes! I believe you still have time so don't rush.
When pushy, they don't apologize or say 'excuse me'. What ever happened to manners these days?!
Don't forget! Sometimes pushy people can step on your foot and not notice it at all. Well, when you want to watch that movie, who cares if you stepped on a person's foot with your steel shoe?! Right?!

I guess that's all for theatre rants. These things have actually happened to me though. So did any of you have a couple of these theatre problems? Feel free to comment if you want to.