That's right. I got accused......of having a crush 😒 5 times!!!
Seriously, I think I'm surrounded by idiots because they don't understand the meaning of "I'm staying forever alone!!!".
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Me: I'm staying forever alone!!
Random jerk: But what happens if you're dating someone in the future?
Me: Imma build myself a time machine, go 10 years into the future, make sure you and that guy I'm dating (bleh like I'm ever going to date), were "mysteriously" murdered, and go back to the present where I know for sure I'll forever be happy of being alone and single for life.
Random jerk: o.O Wait. Did you say "mysteriously murdered"?
Me: *lies* Nope 😇
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